Kids are quick..

Children are so interesting and innocent. But sometimes, one would just want to strangle them on the spot with their answers. But come to think of it, were we as innocent and mischievious as these children when we were young? You may have received this funny mail before, but it is good to share a laugh or two with all of you. Enjoy!!

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Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find where North America is located?

Maria : Here it is.

Teacher : Correct. Now class, who discovered North America?

Class : MARIA !!!!

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Teacher : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor??

John : You told me to do it without using the tables!!

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Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell crocodile?

Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

Teacher : No. That is wrong.

Glenn : Maybe it is wrong. But you asked me how I spelled it.

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Teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water??

Donald : HIJKLMNO

Teacher : What are you talking about?

Donald : Yesterday, you said it's H to O.

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Teacher : Winnie, name me one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago?

Winnie : ME!!

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Teacher : James, why do you always get so dirty?

James : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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Teacher : Milly, give me a sentence starting with "i".

Milly : "i" is......

Teacher : No Milly. Always say "I am...."

Milly : Ok. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet".

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Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

Louie : Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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Teacher : Now Simon. Tell me frankly. Do you say prayers before eating?

Simon : No sir, I don't have to. My mum's a good cook.

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Teacher : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

Clyde : No ma'am...it's the same dog.

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Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Harold : A TEACHER !!