Thursday, April 2, 2009

Want a job with the FBI??

....and since finding a job in the US is scarce nowadays, why not try for an opening as an assassin for the Federal Bureau of Investigations. Or better yet, in Malaysia you could try your hand in the ISA dept. Got no brains one.....hehehehe. Here's to brighten up yer day a lil......
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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews And testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your Instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting In a chair .. . . Kill her!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man For this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was \quiet for a bout 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, But I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have the guts for what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chairs."
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MORAL OF THE STORY :-
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them, you'll end up being killed...muahahaha

15 comments:

Malaysian Joe said...

Gosh..... well... lets see what cleffy has to say about this.. LOL.

Josephine said...

Rachael, where are u, stand out and say something.
Calv said women are crazy wor...

Calvin Soo KJ said...

mjoe, im waiting patiently...hahahaha. sure kena bomb :P

josephine, i have to add this at the end of the post....except for my darling wife....lolz

reanaclaire said...

ever heard of that saying.. hell had no fury like a woman scorned.. something like that.. haha...
u step on her, she stalk u till the end..

cleffairy said...

No lah, you wun kena bomb la. I'm not like the crazy feller who bomb the budak Mongolia. LMAO...like Jo, I'll just do the most effective thing I could. Go find Rachel and make her rotan you for being a nottie boi! Whahahahaha....I think you'll enjoy it, no?

Malaysian Joe said...

ewwww... clef... S&M?

BlurryLeo said...

Rainman .. you gotta be careful of the 'tigress' at home. make sure no gun, no blade and no chair around .. hahahaha

Calvin Soo KJ said...

clef, then i wouldnt want her to use my lappie tonite...hahahaha.

mjoe, clef likes sm. didnt you know?...lolz

blurryleo, ladies nowadays very creative. even using their facial cleanser, a woman can kill you....ahahahaha :P

cleffairy said...

Kevin... yerr, S&M turns me off. But, I think for Calvin it's different ah... lmao....let's go ask Rachel... lmao...I wonder how many whip, rotan and candle she has around. LMAO....

Eh, how to kill ppl using facials? Walao....say us women til so bad ahh... you guys wait ah, nonid to feed u all eat liao! Go eat mamak til cirit birit. Wahahahaha.

annant said...

O.o

not all da women are liddis one okie!
pfft

Lisalicious said...

wah super hilarious ....and scary

why lah picture us women so scary.....

got insane guys too you know

lol

Calvin Soo KJ said...

clef, that's why i say. women very creative one. even using facial cleansers also can kill us men....hahaha. rachel seldom cook for me one wor....instead i cook for her...lolz. so no worries :P

annant, my bad.....ok not all women. MOST women...say 3/4 of em...hahahaha

lisa, no lar.....women not scary. only some are....lolz. its just that some women are so dominant than men, made us feel so little. example...my boss..hahahaha

Shinky said...

Jeez.. I like this one! ^.^

Calvin Soo KJ said...

shinky, jeez...thank you :)

WayeYoung said...

HAHAHAHHA THIS IS.....

AWESOME! XD