Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The world loves black

I love black, my wife loves black, mosquitoe loves black......we all love black. Black is the colour that never dies down in fashion. Many colours were obtained by adding black. Black is also official the favourite colour of the world. Why am I saying this?? Scroll down and you'll find out.
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The President of The United States is black.....Barack Obama

The Head of US Republican National Committee is black.....Michael Steele

The best known media mogul is black.....Oprah Winfrey

The greatest golfer in the world is black.....Tiger Woods

The top female tennis players in the world is black.....Williams sisters

The highest grossing actor in the world is black.....Will Smith

The fastest racing driver in the world is black....Tim Hamilton

The brightest Astophysicist under the sun is black.....Neil deGrasse Tyson

The Superbowl-winning Head Coach is black......Mike Tomlin of the Pittsburgh Steelers

The most successful brain surgeon in the world is black.....Dr Ben Carson

The fastest man on earth is black.....Usain Bolt

Michael Jackson must be kicking himself...hard. But then again, can we consider him "Black..or white?.....*singing* he's black he's white.....yeah yeah yeah!!!

23 comments:

Mei Teng said...

This is a funny post..esp MJ.

reanaclaire said...

oh..pity the MJ.. what happened to him now ah.. long time no hear leh..

kenwooi.com said...

haha nice one calvin! =D

Gine said...

I think I've seen this somewhere else, through an email or something. But nonetheless, Hamilton is like, so SOO HANDSOME!

kruel74 said...

He should have been thankful with what he got and take heed of his own song : Man in the Mirror

Josephine said...

MJ looked like a ghost....

vertigonick said...

LOL at the last picture!

suethegoodgirl said...

He could have been in the group had he not changed his hue.and i repeat, "hue"..lols!

Good one,bro!!

Calvin Soo KJ said...

mei teng, mj looks like a monster now. but his concerts are always a sell out. i actually pity him. thanks for the visit. :)

reana, i think he's coming up with his final concert, if im not mistaken. money depleting liao...hahahah.

kenwooi, not my making though *winks* got it from my mail.

gine, yup...hamilton's one good looking bloke. filled up the girlfriend resume yet? :)

kruel74, nasi sudah jadi bubur...for mj's case...bubur basi. he had to make do with what he's made himself into. but he's still one great performer.

jo, what's worse than ghost?? MJ....hehehehe

vertigo, just make sure you dont follow suit.....hahahaha

sue, wow....that was fast *grins*. hue and saturation as well. if only he could use photoshop in real life...lolz

zarni said...

wakaka! dude, macam pernah di lihat tapi dimana ya?

suituapui said...

I think I go and buy black shoe polish after this...

WayeYoung said...

LOL! MJ XD NICE!

Kellaw said...

you think he wants one mea? he live in a time when people are against the blacks la.

Calvin Soo KJ said...

zarni, it's from you dude....lolz

stp, dont use it to polish you white kanvas shoe, though...hahaha

waye, he's worse off nowadays. a walking zombie i would say *grins8

kellaw, when he was so much younger, maybe. but he was at the top of his career when he decided to compete with latoya jackson coz her nose was more beautiful. one thing lead to another, and now i think even his weenie is plastic...lol

Linora 'Aronil' Low said...

wahahaha i got that email!! and dang it u beat me to it :P lol. i foresee u and i getting the same email spams lol

cleffairy said...

OMG... I had a kick out of this. Nice one, bro. But MJ gave me a scare at the end. *freaks*

Shingo T said...

Haha, I like this entertaining post.

But guess there are plenty of great man of any colour and races around.

Calvin Soo KJ said...

linora....yah yah.... ive got tonnes more...lolz

clef, which part of mj..hahaha

shingo, i dont consider mj great. he does entertain though, but not great :)

toastbwead said...

tim hamilton? isnt it suppose to be lewis hamilton?

or am i missing a punch line?

Shinky said...

Read this before. But still ROTFLOL! When read this again... =))

SkiD said...

MJ...rest in peace..1959-2009.

Anonymous said...

Vitiligo. Go look it up.

Anonymous said...

On that note, the greatest dancer who ever lived was a black man, all the way until he died, fucks.