Friday, April 24, 2009

Potong Zakar.....yeowww!!!

It's TGIF y'all.....yuuhoo!!!. What's better than to share a joke with my fellow bloggers. I know that this was circulated thru emails for some time now, but reading it again always makes me laugh till my stomach hurts. Cheers and have a yeahooo!!! weekend :)
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Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....
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Apek : Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali : Manyak bagus woh. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh...tadak power wor...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: err.... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: Woi apek. Lu cakap baik-baik sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main-main haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Celaka punya apek...nah tengok (opens his trousers).
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik-baik ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..!!#$%!&
Ali: Abis... lu tadak percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya pasal itu nasi-onal car... Potong Zaka.. bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul-betul la....kasi susah saja. Bukan potong zaka la....Proton Saga lah.

10 comments:

foongpc said...

Hahaha! That's funny! First time I heard of this joke! : )

suituapui said...

ROTFLMAO!!! Good one!

Kikey Loo said...

haha.. my first time to read this joke!! so funny!! haha.. i like it!!

p/s: kerja hard hard, then wang banyak banyak, then we can meet at Paris with Rachael too. haha! :D

kruel74 said...

Lu apek aaa.... Buat saya gelak satu Starbuck pandang woo...Ini lawak aaa... banyak kelakar woo...Good one man

rj.zyra said...

OMG. SO FUNNY ! ahahahah
itu apek aaa, aiyo, kasi cakap telang telang sikit wo..manyak kontlovesi ni.. :P

kenwooi.com said...

haha.. read this many times edy..
nice one still.. =)

cleffairy said...

=.= alamak, bro. I had to read this twice to understand the joke. i finally laugh when i realized that the apek was talking about Proton Saga and not circumcision. Shiet, my comprehension got problem lah!

Anyway, were you by any chance in KL some day last wik? I tot I saw u....

jezalmy said...

Haha. Thanks for sharing the joke

Calvin Soo KJ said...

foongpc, really....1st time. oh ok. glad you liked it... *grins*

stp, let's laugh our bellies together-gether....hahaha

kikey, our ringgit is depreciating so fast, that when i reach paris...it'll be the end of days liao :P

kruel74, hahahahaha. control la beb! :)

rj.zyra, sula ciakap. dia ala pekak sikit...lolz

kenwooi, thanks bro :)

clef, nope...i was at home. i'll be down in may for another photography course for a week...wedding photography to be precise. :)

jezalmy, glad you liked it. cheers :)

cleffairy said...

WALAO.... no way!!!! OMG, bro... my 7 years anniversary coming leehhhh.... snap some piccies for me... *grinZ*