Monday, April 13, 2009

Kids are quick..

Children are so interesting and innocent. But sometimes, one would just want to strangle them on the spot with their answers. But come to think of it, were we as innocent and mischievious as these children when we were young? You may have received this funny mail before, but it is good to share a laugh or two with all of you. Enjoy!!
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Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find where North America is located?
Maria : Here it is.
Teacher : Correct. Now class, who discovered North America?
Class : MARIA !!!!
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Teacher : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor??
John : You told me to do it without using the tables!!
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Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell crocodile?
Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No. That is wrong.
Glenn : Maybe it is wrong. But you asked me how I spelled it.
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Teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water??
Donald : HIJKLMNO
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday, you said it's H to O.
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Teacher : Winnie, name me one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago?
Winnie : ME!!
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Teacher : James, why do you always get so dirty?
James : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher : Milly, give me a sentence starting with "i".
Milly : "i" is......
Teacher : No Milly. Always say "I am...."
Milly : Ok. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet".
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Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louie : Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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Teacher : Now Simon. Tell me frankly. Do you say prayers before eating?
Simon : No sir, I don't have to. My mum's a good cook.
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Teacher : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No ma'am...it's the same dog.
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Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold : A TEACHER !!

7 comments:

cleffairy said...

I love the Calvin who is going to be a father. =D his post never fail to make me smile and wonder. Ahahahaha.... yox, bro, you're becoming a real man oredi! A man is not really a man unless he becomes a father. Do you agree wif me?

I was writing the story of my own childhood experience when I saw ur blog was updated. :-P good one bro, I love the one with George Washington and the axe. Hilarious!

fufu said...

wow... yeah kids are always so innocent =) love them so much

Pete said...

Cleff, Calvin have to do more 'night exercise' lorrr! ha ha ha

cleffairy said...

Pete ahhh... he nonid liao. because he's already pregnant. =.= Sorry, I mean, his wife is pregnant.

Calvin Soo KJ said...

clef, i agree :) meaning one's sperm is active and productive....lol

fufu, when you gonna have yours to love?? :)

pete, too much overtime already....that's why now pregnant....hahahaha

clef, overtime after 5 months ok or not ar??....*grins*

Malaysian Joe said...

On children again.. someone is getting the hang of it.. :)

Calvin Soo KJ said...

mjoe, first timer mah....lolz