There are many methods to kill yourself. There's always "The Gun" where you can splatter your brains out and your poor mrs had to clean up the room right after that. Then there's "The Knife" where you'll have to stab yourself a couple of times, enduring excruciating pain only to know that you didn't die the next day and you get arrested by the police, or you can hang yourself.
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Men had gone a long way since the dinasaurs and technology had vastly improved since then.....or should I say, it made us more lazy. Anyways, whenever you attend a course for self improvement, you'll surely have noticed that the speaker would sometimes say words like "Think Out Of The Box". Now, thinking out of the box does not only cater to your life and work, it could also be used for committing suicide.
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Yup folks..........you have to think of various ways to commit suicide. Gone are the days where you have to find a high tower to jump from. What happens if you come from a small kampung with no complex to jump from??? You can't even buy a gun from your backyard like the Americans do, much thanks to our splendid government. Okay....these are some of the methods to improve your suicide tendencies....
15 comments:
hmmm...ok.
wei apasal you teach teach ppl commit suicide??
commit suicide post during CNY?
gao chor bor?
kids....pls dont try this at home :P
haha.. what makes u "cannot see open" ah? but knowing u, i bet u choose the last pic... right?
reana....hahahaha. yah. it'll take a lifetime for me to kill myself :P i'm enjoying life as it is right now.
wwa! It;s not easy to commit suiside.. A brave heart is a must!!
Bro, can i commit suicide while having a good time? enjoying myself and in a jiffy i am gone,, got ka such a method? please share
pete.....hahahaha. cant beat the slowly part. :)
haha, i watch this comic on forum, there are still lot more ways of commit suicide~ LOL
Bunny Suicide eh..
The rabbit that kill himself numerous time but never dies...
But I would rather enjoy Road Runner. Beep beep! :P
Wah! So difficult to commit suicide one ah? I think I'll pass. LOL!
Cikgu, must be because he went bankrupt after the CNY la... must have lost gambling or sth, den now need to SUI-SIDE! LMAO.
hahhaha aiyo why does the bunny wanan commit suicide!! poor thing lol. where did u find these drawings?
metalpanda, really. i didnt know. i only got it thru my mails. :)
shinky, road runner has always been my fav cartoon. but if it dies, then no need for the coyote lor....:P
foongpc, i pass too :)
clef, im always bankrupt. i think i have 99 lives, never die one?? hehehehe
aronil, i got it in my mail. metalpanda said there's more. but enuff lar.......else, if people really commit suicide using these methods, the police would be coming after me :P
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