Thursday, February 12, 2009

The wedding test....a must see if you're planning to get married

This is for all you dudes and dudettes who are planning to get married this year......
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Mr X was a very happy and faithful person. He has been dating his wonderful girlfriend for over a year and decided to get married.
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There was only one little thing bothering him...It was his girlfriends's beautiful younger sister. She was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less for most of the time. She would regularly bend down when she was near Mr X, and he always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked Mr X to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was all alone when he arrived, and she whispered to him that she had feelings and sexual fantasies that she couldn't overcome. She told Mr X that she wanted him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister.
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Well, Mr X was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." Mr X was stunned and frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs.
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He stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. He opened the door and headed straight towards his car. Lo and behold, his entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his future father-in-law's eyes, he hugged Mr X and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
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The Moral of the Story
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ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR!!!

16 comments:

ColourfulWorld said...

Don't think such scenario will happen in Malaysia. LOL...

Josephine said...

lol
Cheh!

So, u keep urs in the cars too? lol!

Lisalicious said...

hahah I read this somewhere, it was good

Calvin Soo KJ said...

colourfulworld, it can happen, if you want it to happen...hehehehe

jo, i dont use condoms....lol.

lisa, i think this was circulated thru the mails quite some time ago....decided to put it up in my post for a good laugh.

Ai-Ling said...

lol...good one.

got this email before, too :D

reanaclaire said...

hehe.. read thsi one too before..
so are u following what they taught?

Calvin Soo KJ said...

ai-ling, im wondering why i only got this this morning...lol

reana, nope. didnt follow. my wife was the youngest....hahahahaha

Kikey Loo said...

haha.. lol.. i like this story! :D

chrisau said...

haha...i think i read this somewhere too! Anyway, it's still a loss to him..:P

Calvin Soo KJ said...

kikey, me likey too :)

chrisau, neways....after kahwin, his lil sister in law is just around the corner *evil grins*

GregChai said...

hahahaha, very funny.

lucky i was not tested, my wife's the eldest daughter hahahaha

renaye said...

eh? why keep condoms in the car?! i thought should be 'be loyal to ur partner'?!

easeart jalil said...

Yo, you've been tagged

http://kuburandakwat.wordpress.com/2009/02/13/the-music-tag-blindsided/

Calvin Soo KJ said...

greg, can get tested anytime one. the older you get, the harder to control. at times, no need go to the car.....terus buat saja...lol

renaye, it doesnt mean if you keep a condom in the car, you're being disloyal. you never know when a condom can be handy at times :P

easeart, nko suka tag gak ke. ok....i'll check it out :)

hudd said...

that was real hard test. cehhh. moral of the story was the best part!! :P

cleffairy said...

=,= omg...keep condomes in the car? God forbids...got ppl keep condom in the car meh? I tot ppl put in wallet wan... LOL...