Monday, February 9, 2009

Male compassion

Gina returned from a doctor's visit one day and told her husband Pat that the doctor said she only had 24 hours to live.

Wiping away her tears, she asked him to make love to her.

Of course he agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later Gina went to him again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Pat agreed and again they made love.

Later Gina was getting into bed when she realized she now had only eight hours of life left. she touched Pat's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please....just one more time before I die." He agreed, then afterward he rolled over and fell asleep.

Gina, however, heard the clock ticking in her head, and she tossed and turned until she was down to only four more hours. She tapped her husband on the shoulder to wake him up.

"Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"

Her husband sat up abruptly, turned to her and said, "Listen Gina, I'm not being funny but I have to get up in the morning and you don't."

11 comments:

chrisau said...

haha.... looks more like a trick for the husband.

Josephine said...

lol
Good one.
But what if Gina really have to go in 4 hours time?

Shuuu said...

LOL funny hahaha. I expected the husband to die before the wife if she keeps asking for more sex hahaha

Kellaw said...

lol. you bad la. take leave la. then he can have a new girl in bed after that. hahaha

cleffairy said...

LOL...actually the wife is trying to kill the husband. Hahaha...wtf, =.= siao ah, do so many times in one night? LMAO...

eugene said...

what would you do if you were Pat,'

for me, i will give in to her request, and make sure she goes in peace

Calvin Soo KJ said...

chrisau, hahahaha. but then again, if pat didnt die and had another 48 hours to go, i think her hubby would file for divorce...lol

josephine, aito. kesian his lil brother lar. if he continue, im afraid he might end up 6 feet under with his wife.....sex overdose...lol

shuuu, agree. lol......if it were you, what will you do?

kellaw, yahor... :P wife belum mati, thinking of another...hahahaha.

clef, eh?? you belum try ka....muahahaha

eugene, you are a husband every woman wants to marry....hehehehehe. self sacrifice :)

suituapui said...

ROTFLMAO!!!...Keep going and in the end, both of them will go at the same time!!!

cleffairy said...

LOL... Calvin... siao meh... do so many times in one night, the next day nonid to work liao la. LMAO...tongkat ali, ginseng, yumeishou and DOM also cannot help leh.... do til over d. LOL.

Kellaw said...

do till over liao can take leave ma. anyway after that day the guy can find new one liao. where to get yeah mou? =P

Calvin Soo KJ said...

stp, i think that's the intention. :P

clef, then next time no need do lor.....the sex covers a lifetime....hehehehe

kellaw, mc or death certificate? lol