Friday, February 13, 2009

Some humor to brighten up your day :)

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at thefront door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of least he'll shut up after you let him in!
A couple had three children. Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome! But the third child was dull, ugly and backward.One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, "Tell me the truth, dear. Is this third child really mine?" "Yes, dear" replied the wife, "But the other two are not."
When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities :-
She is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed.
After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order :-
She is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the livingroom and an economist in bed.
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been."
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"....and I got a tight slap.
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, "Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn t talk for the entire hour?"
The hubby replied, "Yes honey. That was the happiest hour of my life."
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.


Linora 'Aronil' Low said...

hahahhaa you let go she shops! haha that is a lesson to all you males :P

ColourfulWorld said...

Hahaha, all very funny especially the aristocrat-economist-devil joke. LMAO... =)

suituapui said...

You ask your wife, "Where do you want to go on Vaelntine's Day?"
She says, "Somewhere I have never been."
You tell her, "How about the kitchen?"....HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

did u show this to your wife? haha

Josephine said...

thanks for translating all the hidden meaning on what men do...

Calvin Soo KJ said...

aronil, a lesson hard to forget. id buy a handcuff if i can....hehehe

colourfulworld, true or not?? it's really like that mah....hahahaha

stp, i wouldnt dare. else, i might end up like

chrisau, she forwarded me the mail. my wife very sporting one. she encouraged me to post it..lmao

Calvin Soo KJ said...

jo, no not hidden. men dont hide, we strut our stuff....hehehehe. it's just that women dont understand us, we go straight but women likes to u-turn and so on so forth.... :)

reanaclaire said...

cute jokes.. reading them from yr blog sounds more humorous than reading it from my emails.. why ah? must ask the blog owner... !! hehe...

Anonymous said...

Wtf... so bad lah. LOL... but my husband will never be able to give me 'The kitchen' answer, cuz I prepare his goddamn meals almost every day. LMAO...

Lisalicious said...

hahaha "Yes honey. That was the happiest hour of my life." <<-- so bad

foongpc said...

She is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the livingroom and an economist in bed after a few years of marriage? LOL! Very funny!

Kellaw said...

i tell your wife lol

Jasonmumbles said...

At one point, I was thinking whether have I entered a gay site. :P

Shinky said...

Why am I getting the idea that you are fedup with your marriage? Lolx... ^.^;;