Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Methods to commit suicide

There are many methods to kill yourself. There's always "The Gun" where you can splatter your brains out and your poor mrs had to clean up the room right after that. Then there's "The Knife" where you'll have to stab yourself a couple of times, enduring excruciating pain only to know that you didn't die the next day and you get arrested by the police, or you can hang yourself.
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Men had gone a long way since the dinasaurs and technology had vastly improved since then.....or should I say, it made us more lazy. Anyways, whenever you attend a course for self improvement, you'll surely have noticed that the speaker would sometimes say words like "Think Out Of The Box". Now, thinking out of the box does not only cater to your life and work, it could also be used for committing suicide.
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Yup folks..........you have to think of various ways to commit suicide. Gone are the days where you have to find a high tower to jump from. What happens if you come from a small kampung with no complex to jump from??? You can't even buy a gun from your backyard like the Americans do, much thanks to our splendid government. Okay....these are some of the methods to improve your suicide tendencies....







18 comments:

chrisau said...

hmmm...ok.

Lisalicious said...

wei apasal you teach teach ppl commit suicide??

Josephine said...

commit suicide post during CNY?
gao chor bor?

suituapui said...

What happened? So desperate now wanna kill urself???

Calvin Soo KJ said...

kids....pls dont try this at home :P

reanaclaire said...

haha.. what makes u "cannot see open" ah? but knowing u, i bet u choose the last pic... right?

Calvin Soo KJ said...

reana....hahahaha. yah. it'll take a lifetime for me to kill myself :P i'm enjoying life as it is right now.

Chris said...

wwa! It;s not easy to commit suiside.. A brave heart is a must!!

eugene said...

Bro, can i commit suicide while having a good time? enjoying myself and in a jiffy i am gone,, got ka such a method? please share

Calvin Soo KJ said...

chris, not thinking of suicide are you??? hehehehe. anyways, i think suicide are for cowards, chicken shit. :P

eugene, can. sex non stop for 1 months. bound to die of exhaustion. hehehehe

Pete said...

killing me softly......slowly, ha ha LMAO

Calvin Soo KJ said...

pete.....hahahaha. cant beat the slowly part. :)

metalpanda said...

haha, i watch this comic on forum, there are still lot more ways of commit suicide~ LOL

Shinky said...

Bunny Suicide eh..
The rabbit that kill himself numerous time but never dies...
But I would rather enjoy Road Runner. Beep beep! :P

foongpc said...

Wah! So difficult to commit suicide one ah? I think I'll pass. LOL!

cleffairy said...

Cikgu, must be because he went bankrupt after the CNY la... must have lost gambling or sth, den now need to SUI-SIDE! LMAO.

Linora 'Aronil' Low said...

hahhaha aiyo why does the bunny wanan commit suicide!! poor thing lol. where did u find these drawings?

Calvin Soo KJ said...

metalpanda, really. i didnt know. i only got it thru my mails. :)

shinky, road runner has always been my fav cartoon. but if it dies, then no need for the coyote lor....:P

foongpc, i pass too :)

clef, im always bankrupt. i think i have 99 lives, never die one?? hehehehe

aronil, i got it in my mail. metalpanda said there's more. but enuff lar.......else, if people really commit suicide using these methods, the police would be coming after me :P