The past week has been horrendous. I travelled to Kota Bahru, went back to Kemaman for a customer visit and was in KL last Monday till Tuesday for my department's meeting. I think I'll vomit blood.......urerkkkkk!!!
Okay...enuff sicko stuff. I was on leave today and decided to head on to Starbucks for a cuppa....when I was approached by two lovely teenage girls. One of the girl asked me...."Excuse me sir....are you a fugitive??" I was taken back and said "No!!! Do I look like one??"....they quickly replied sorry and left. As I was just about to sip of my coffee, an ugly bloke came up to me and asked me the same question..."Sorry sir....but are you a fugitive???" I just stared at him....total blank. "Guess you're not eh??" and he left. This happened more than 10 times...in Starbucks alone. Not to mention when I was window shopping around.....some were chasing me hysterically asking whether I'm a fugitive.
Having being tormented by dozens of strangers, I decided to head home. As I turned on the radio to Hitz.fm, little did I know that they are actually trying to find the Hitz.fm Fugitive who is currently in Berjaya Megamall, Kuantan. That soothed me down a little.
But guys.....listen to the instruction carefully next time. You're supposed to ask "Are You The Hitz.fm Fugitive" instead of "Are you a fugitive??". If I were a fugitive.....do you think that you'll be standing still??