More backyard nursery rhymes...

Jack and Jill went up the hill

to have a little fun

Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass

'cause the b*tch couldnt make him c*m

Old Mother Hubbard

went to the cupboard

to fetch her poor dog a bone,

and when she bent over

Rover took over

and gave her a bone of his own...

(to the tune of Popeye the Sailorman)

I'm Popeye the Sailorman
I live in a caracan
with a hole in the middle
where I do my piddle
I'm Popeye the Sailorman

(this one's a 'lil bit dirty...for adults only :P)

Mary had a little skirt

which splits right up the side

and every time that Mary walked

the boys could see her thigh

Mary had another skirt

'twas split right up the front

and every time that Mary walked

the boys could see her ......

(this one you figure out for urselves...lol)
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Mary had a little lamb

its fleece was black as charcoal

and every time she stroked it

sparks flew out its arsehole