Wednesday, August 20, 2008

More backyard nursery rhymes...

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass
'cause the b*tch couldnt make him c*m

Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone,
and when she bent over
Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own...
(to the tune of Popeye the Sailorman)

I'm Popeye the Sailorman
I live in a caracan
with a hole in the middle
where I do my piddle
I'm Popeye the Sailorman

(this one's a 'lil bit dirty...for adults only :P)
Mary had a little skirt
which splits right up the side
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thigh
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her ......
(this one you figure out for
Mary had a little lamb
its fleece was black as charcoal
and every time she stroked it
sparks flew out its arsehole


Roses said...

*refrain kids in my home from reading all these*

Anonymous said...

LMAO... Calvin, you're gonna screw a lot of kids with this thing... :-S

Pete said...

naughty, naughty! LOL

Calvin Soo KJ said...

rose : you better or your mum will come after me...hahaha

clef : screw them? no lar..just to spice it up a bit and cheer your day. anyways, this will trigger their brains for ideas, its very much like

pete : naughty's my nature...hehehe

Anonymous said...

Haha...seriously... these nursery ryhme are HAWT. Hahaha...

Calvin Soo KJ said...

clef, glad you liked it. wonder if i can post in the star...hehehe

Anonymous said...

LOL... I'd like to see this sort of things in The Star... but I doubt you'll pass the


Amjan said...

itsy bitsy spider...try to climb the well...ha ha ha