This morning was particularly special. I woke up feeling on top of the world. Maybe, its because I dreamt of winning a lottery last nite...RM3million man!!! or maybe because my wife if ok now...i can sleep well.....or maybe its just dejavu.
I happily packed my presentation stuff from the bank and headed to Gebeng Industrial Estate to meet a potential client. The meeting was about 2 hours and was successful....thank God. The lady I met with was a gorgeous MILF....yes a MILF!!! A divorcee with 3 kids. An Executive Director in the oil & gas industry. I was stunned. Practically stunned with her beauty. I think she's in her early 40s. She came complete with the whole package....*drools*. Wait ah...let me wipe off my saliva 1st... Ahem...ok. Drives a BMW 7 series and is currently staying in one of Kuantan's high end residential area. Now guys, answer this question. If a gorgeous lady is sitting right in front of you, with a body of a goddess, a smile that could melt you like butter in the oven, clothed in branded goods with a shirt that has 2 opened buttons right to the cleavage (can see longkang ok!!!) and a see thru......what would you do? Tell me...tell me. Any ordinary man would without a doubt once in a while try to peek thru whats in store. I repeat, ONCE IN A WHILE. Not the whole time. Wei....come on, I'm a professional ok?
Ok, let's cut to the chase. I DID stare at her boobs, and she did notice. And to top it up, she didnt mind a bit. I think she did it on purpose lah!!! But anyways, I did my presentation, Q&A and all those stuff.....and she liked it. Damn, i'm good *sniff*. I closed a luxurious deal and headed for the office. As i was passing thru Jalan Air Putih, there was quite a heavy traffic, with the sembahyang jumaat thingy and students coming off from school. A new Honda Accord in front of suddenly braked because of a stupid red Kancil wanted to take a right turn, no signals or indication. That damn car's brake lights didnt even ignite. So I braked.....and all of a sudden, I heard a screech and then a bang on my car's bumper. BANG !!!! Sei Lor....I turned around and saw 2 malay chaps on a bike. So, I stared at them and pointed them to go to the side. As i got down from the car and headed to the back, I saw one of the guy has a cut right under his chin.
So I asked....
Me : Hello brader. Macam mane ni. You langgar kereta saya.
Malay guy : You tiba-tiba brek, aku tak sempat nak elak lah.
Me : Habis tu....kenapa you ikut I dekat sangat. Aku dengar tadi you breng, breng laju giler.
Malay guy : Aku pun tak sengaja bang (at that time I saw the cut under his chin started to bleed).
Me : So, macam mane. You nak ganti ke?
Malay guy : Macam mane saya nak ganti bang. I student lagi, kat Politeknik. Mudguard motor i pun dah pecah. Body pun dah retak.
(then I went to the car to inspect the damage)
Me : Ni kalau nak ganti, bapak nye mahal! Kurang-kurang pun RM300. You nak repot polis ke tak? Kalau repot, nko yang salah. Nko langgar bontot aku. Kena denda you kena bayar.
Malay guy : Tak yah repot lah bang. Aku nak gi sembahyang ni. Aku takde duit ni bang. (then opening up his wallet i saw there's only RM50)
Me : So? Cam ner......sigh....(after a short pause). Gini lah. I tak suka buat hal. Kiter settle sini je. Kiter salam, lepas tu blah. You ok?
Malay guy : Ok lah brader.
Me : You ok tak? Boleh jalan ke? Pening tak?
Malay guy : Tak I ok.
(dont know why i have compassion for that guy, maybe its because of the Puasa month. I handed over RM20 to him for his stitches, shaked hands and went off).
Before the accident, I was happily tapping my fingers to the music. Right after the accident, I was still tapping my fingers listening to Leona Lewis's Bleeding Love. What a coincidence. I was wondering if this is a way God is telling me not to fantasize about the MILF :P "BE FAITHFUL TO YOUR WIFE AND STOP FANTASIZING OF OTHER PEOPLES MOTHERS !!!" A loud voice came into my mind.....Gotto go home and confess my sins....hehehe