Male or Female??

This has been circulated in emails for like a gazillion times. But heck....not everyone got it and not everyone read it. But still, it's good for a laugh or two. Hope that this'll cheer some of you up after a tiring day's work. 

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Ever wondered the sex type of the items around you. Check these out :P

Freezer Bags - these are male coz they hold everything in it, but you can right thru 'em

Photocopiers - guaranteed females, coz once turned off it'll take a while to warm 'em up. They're excellent reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

Tires - they are male, coz the go bald easily and are often over inflated

Hot Air Balloons - also a male object coz to get em going somewhere, you'd have to light a fire under their butt.

Sponges - definite females coz they're soft, squeezable and can retain water.

Webpages - female coz they're often looked at and getting frequently hit on

Trains - male coz the use the same old lines for picking people

Egg timers - without a doubt female coz over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom

Hammers - male...coz for the last 5,000 years, they've hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to have around

Remote control - female....ha!!! you'd probably thought it was male but consider this, it easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying