This has been circulated in emails for like a gazillion times. But heck....not everyone got it and not everyone read it. But still, it's good for a laugh or two. Hope that this'll cheer some of you up after a tiring day's work.
Ever wondered the sex type of the items around you. Check these out :P
Freezer Bags - these are male coz they hold everything in it, but you can right thru 'em
Photocopiers - guaranteed females, coz once turned off it'll take a while to warm 'em up. They're excellent reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
Tires - they are male, coz the go bald easily and are often over inflated
Hot Air Balloons - also a male object coz to get em going somewhere, you'd have to light a fire under their butt.
Hammers - male...coz for the last 5,000 years, they've hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to have around