Thursday, March 26, 2009

Male or Female??

This has been circulated in emails for like a gazillion times. But heck....not everyone got it and not everyone read it. But still, it's good for a laugh or two. Hope that this'll cheer some of you up after a tiring day's work. 
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Ever wondered the sex type of the items around you. Check these out :P

Freezer Bags - these are male coz they hold everything in it, but you can right thru 'em

Photocopiers - guaranteed females, coz once turned off it'll take a while to warm 'em up. They're excellent reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
Tires - they are male, coz the go bald easily and are often over inflated

Hot Air Balloons - also a male object coz to get em going somewhere, you'd have to light a fire under their butt.

Sponges - definite females coz they're soft, squeezable and can retain water.

Webpages - female coz they're often looked at and getting frequently hit on

Trains - male coz the use the same old lines for picking people

Egg timers - without a doubt female coz over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom

Hammers - male...coz for the last 5,000 years, they've hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to have around

Remote control - female....ha!!! you'd probably thought it was male but consider this, it easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

8 comments:

eugene said...

no,i never had this in my email before,and it was good giggle,and you helped me to liven my day,kind of down today, bro?

by the way,send my regard to Rachel, and hey you are famous in bloggerunited lo,,,lol

Jasonmumbles said...

LOL. WTF. I never see those things in that way.

Calvin Soo KJ said...

eugene, what made you down??? work stress huh.....same here. nah...i'm not feh-mus lah. if i were, id already received the popular blogger award d....lol

jason, kinda kinky huh?...hehehehe

Kikey Loo said...

haha.. thanks sharing this cos no one forward this to me :D

foongpc said...

Haha! Very funny! : )

cleffairy said...

Now I'm speechless. never thought these sort of things got sex wan! o.O

Calvin Soo KJ said...

kikey, i am the 1st then....hehehe

foongpc, which one are you :P

clef, everything in this world has a sex. it depends how you see it...hahaha

Johana S. said...

haha never thought about this before!

hm how about the other stuff? frying pan? pencil? XD