Saturday, March 28, 2009

Fly in your coffee....

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF A FLY LANDED IN YOUR COFFEE??

The Italians
Throws away the coffee and walks away in a fit


The Frenchman
Takes away the fly and drink the coffee

The Chinese
Eats the fly and washes it down with the coffee.

The Russian
Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.
The Israeli
Sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that catches more flies so that he can make more money.

The Palestinian
Blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.

The (typical) Malaysian
Takes pictures of the fly in the coffee, then threatens to expose the fly. Uses the newspaper, PDRM, judiciary, Umno, immigration, military and bodyguards to come and cries about his predicament. Calls are made and the UTK then moves in. Soon after, the fly mysteriously dissappears. All records of the fly's existence vanish. The Malaysian then goes to another shop for a cup of coffee again, this time with money in his pocket.

16 comments:

WayeYoung said...

LOL!!! HAHA

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GregChai said...

hehehe, this is funny bro hahahahaha never imagine about how creative some people can be, LOL

so many ways to make money some big, some small hahaha

foongpc said...

Haha! Very funny! But for me, if in USA, I will sue the restaurant. In Malaysia, I will take photo and blog about it! LOL!

cibol said...

ha ha .. why i haven't seen this around in my mailbox .. it's funny indeed!

chrisau said...

haha....good one!

fufu said...

wow... like this also can?? i would be an italian then

suituapui said...

Calvin would use his teaspoon and force the poor fly to drown...

Shinky said...

Kekeke... It's good to be Malaysian doesn't it?! ^.^

Calvin Soo KJ said...

wayeyoung, glad you liked it :)

greg, which would you prefer, a palestinian or israeli :P

foongpc, then write in to the consumer div and get a refund..hahah

cibol...thanks. :)

chrisau, there were other countries involved in this one. but too long, so cut short already..lol

fufu, i wanna be the french but instinct tells me i cant, and never will be. im chinese all the way...hahaha

stp, nope. use teaspoon to scoop that blardy fly and save for last. :P

shinky, good.....so, so good!! hahahaha

Lisalicious said...

hahahhaha good point

cleffairy said...

LOL.... aiyo, kawan.... u belum tau ka? this is Malaysia! Malaysia Boleh.... ahahahahaha...

Malaysian Joe said...

LOL... however... the last line should read.. Malaysian goes to another shop and buy coffee from the money he got from commission from some procurement of Sukhois and Scorpene Submarines...

Calvin Soo KJ said...

lisa, which one are you? lol

clef, that's why i posted this. ive got full confidence that Malaysia boleh.....blah!!! hahahaha

mjoe, didnt thought of it. gonna change it...hehehe

amoker said...

Ha.. this is so funny. I caught the note and poor fly in maalysia.

Calvin Soo KJ said...

amoker....poor fly?? poor us to be exact.... :P