WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF A FLY LANDED IN YOUR COFFEE??
The ItaliansThrows away the coffee and walks away in a fit
The FrenchmanTakes away the fly and drink the coffee
The Chinese
Eats the fly and washes it down with the coffee.
The Russian
The ChineseEats the fly and washes it down with the coffee.
The RussianDrinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.
The Israeli 
The Palestinian
The (typical) Malaysian
The Israeli Sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that catches more flies so that he can make more money.
The PalestinianBlames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.
The (typical) MalaysianTakes pictures of the fly in the coffee, then threatens to expose the fly. Uses the newspaper, PDRM, judiciary, Umno, immigration, military and bodyguards to come and cries about his predicament. Calls are made and the UTK then moves in. Soon after, the fly mysteriously dissappears. All records of the fly's existence vanish. The Malaysian then goes to another shop for a cup of coffee again, this time with money in his pocket.
16 comments:
LOL!!! HAHA
hehehe, this is funny bro hahahahaha never imagine about how creative some people can be, LOL
so many ways to make money some big, some small hahaha
Haha! Very funny! But for me, if in USA, I will sue the restaurant. In Malaysia, I will take photo and blog about it! LOL!
ha ha .. why i haven't seen this around in my mailbox .. it's funny indeed!
haha....good one!
wow... like this also can?? i would be an italian then
Calvin would use his teaspoon and force the poor fly to drown...
Kekeke... It's good to be Malaysian doesn't it?! ^.^
wayeyoung, glad you liked it :)
greg, which would you prefer, a palestinian or israeli :P
foongpc, then write in to the consumer div and get a refund..hahah
cibol...thanks. :)
chrisau, there were other countries involved in this one. but too long, so cut short already..lol
fufu, i wanna be the french but instinct tells me i cant, and never will be. im chinese all the way...hahaha
stp, nope. use teaspoon to scoop that blardy fly and save for last. :P
shinky, good.....so, so good!! hahahaha
hahahhaha good point
LOL.... aiyo, kawan.... u belum tau ka? this is Malaysia! Malaysia Boleh.... ahahahahaha...
LOL... however... the last line should read.. Malaysian goes to another shop and buy coffee from the money he got from commission from some procurement of Sukhois and Scorpene Submarines...
lisa, which one are you? lol
clef, that's why i posted this. ive got full confidence that Malaysia boleh.....blah!!! hahahaha
mjoe, didnt thought of it. gonna change it...hehehe
Ha.. this is so funny. I caught the note and poor fly in maalysia.
amoker....poor fly?? poor us to be exact.... :P
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