Friday, March 27, 2009

Nama Orang-orang Jepun.....haik!!! Arigato

This post will be in Bahasa Melayu, coz it'll only work with the language.......happy TGIF y'all!!
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Nama orang-orang Jepun :-
1. Yang pemarah - Keiji Cacimaki 
2. Yang suka berjimat - Sayori Sukamura
3. Yang bisu - Kieta Tadasora
4. Yang suka makan nasi - Nanachi Kasibanya
5. Yang suka layan "blues" - Apo Nadikato
6. Yang suka belajar - Ashiko Ulangkaji
7. Yang kerap mengacau - Wakasi Huruhara
8. Yang sangat kedekut - Matimati Tamokasi
9. Yang suka tidur - Ichiban Tidomati
10. Yang suka mengintai - Hintai Akosuka
11. Yang tua - Taragigi Padanmuka
12. Yang kena bini lari - Susahati Binilari
13. Yang suka merempit - Sajaro Carimati
14. Yang lembap/bodoh - Ayumi Siputbabi
15. Yang suka bersumpah - Saiifoo Baukari
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Ciri-ciri mencari isteri idaman (ways to find the perfect wife)
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1. Seorang isteri yang cantik, pandai bersolek, memasak, menguruskan rumah adalah hal yang penting.
(a wife who is beautiful, beautifies herself, good in cooking and tidies the house is important).
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2. Seorang isteri yang periang, bertenaga, dapat membuat kita tertawa dan berhibur di kala duka juga penting.
(a wife who is cheerful, energetic and humorous is also important).
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3. Seorang isteri yang memahami, soleh, jujur, taat beribadah dan dapat dipercayai sangat penting.
(a wife who is understanding, honest, religious and trustworthy is very important).
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4. Seorang isteri yang dapat memahami dan memuaskan anda secara lahir batin dan di tempat tidur juga sangatlah penting.
(a wife who satisfies your sex life is also most important)
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Tapi, yang paling penting adalah keempat-empat isteri tersebut tidak mengenali satu sama lain...kalau tidak, MAMPUS lar
(But most importantly, all your four wives cannot know either one exists, else......You'll be dead meat!!

22 comments:

kruel74 said...

Yang kelakar nak mampus....

Calvin Soo KJ said...

kruel74.....have to think of that later....lol

cleffairy said...

Wkakakaka... no shiet la bro, this one got me laughing like like a mad cow. Good one! The japs names arrr... really got me crackin!

GregChai said...

bro, creative la. i kinda like some names hahahaha, maybe i should copy this and send to my friends hahahaha, happy weekend

Calvin Soo KJ said...

clef, you busy ka??? lol. no lastest post yet *grins*

greg, i cannot take the credit coz it was not done by me. got it of my mail from a colleague of mine :) glad you liked it....

Josephine said...

hmmm ur wife falls in which type?

fufu said...

kudos for those nama orang-orang Jepun lol

Calvin Soo KJ said...

josephine, 4 in 1...lol

fufu, cant take credit bro, not my doing. got it from me mails :)

kenwooi.com said...

lol you used those malay words and translate to japanese? funny wei.. haha..

and the 4 wifes.. LOL!XD

cleffairy said...

Yalorrr, these days, damn busy. Stressed up also. Haihhh....latest post just up. LOL. Me=sulking bout Qing Ming.

WayeYoung said...

HAHA. suka merempit carimati XD

nice one!

Calvin Soo KJ said...

kenwooi, arigato. sukao bole bagi duiito....lmao

clef, qing ming again??? hahahaha

waye, :P glad you liked it

amoker said...

hahahah.... tak boleh tahan...

amoker said...

Seorang isteri yang dapat memahami dan memuaskan anda secara lahir batin dan di tempat tidur juga sangatlah penting!!!

suituapui said...

Yang gatal?...Ichibawah!!! LOL!!!

chrisau said...

alamak...nama-nama jepun macam ini pun boleh!! u terror la...

annant said...

lol!
seriously hialrious..
u created all those names yourself?

Calvin Soo KJ said...

amoker, tak boleh tahan ape?? lol

stp, yaya!!! hahahahaha!!

chrisau, bukan saya buat la.....im not that terror,,,lol

annant, not the creator. i got it from my mail..hehehe

Shinky said...

Wahaha. You sure those names are japanese names?! =))

That's farnie~

Malaysian Joe said...

This is FARNEEE!!!!

Reminds me of P Ramlee's Madu 3.. :)

Pete said...

Ha Ha, like the name for Tua....LOL

Calvin Soo KJ said...

shinky, they can be actual names. didnt audit it though....hehehe

mjoe, yaya....madu3. one of my fav p ramlee movies....hahaha

pete, dont go laughing at the japs whose name are like the ones ive posted. nanti kena pancung kepara....lol