Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The preacher....

A preacher was addressing a congregation.....
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"If I had all the beers in the world, I'd take it all and throw it into the river!!!" and the congregation said "AMEN!!!".
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"And if I had all the wines in the world, I'd take it all and throw it into the river!!!" and the congregation said "AMEN!!!".
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"And it I had all the whiskeys of the world, I'd take it all and throw it into the river!!!" and the congregation said "AMEN!!!".
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Then, the preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up and said "For our closing hymn, let us turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing - We Shall Drink From That River..."
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The congregation immediately stood up and screamed  "HALLELUJAH! PRAISE THE LORD!"

12 comments:

Josephine said...

lol

reanaclaire said...

which preacher said that..hehehe.. good joke..!!

Lobak said...

Didn't know you blogged!

Boo-yah! Great post btw, funny 1! LoLz

Jasonmumbles said...

HAHHAHAHA!

Praise the Lord!

LOL.

Lobak said...

btw, I'm Alicia

http://lobaksoup.blogspot.com

Kikey Loo said...

haha.. :D

Kikey Loo said...

haha.. :D

Calvin Soo KJ said...

josephine, reana....i got it in my mail from a church buddy. it got me laughing hard as well.... :P

lobak,errr alicia....i've just started blogging last year july, after my wedding. a lil slow, especially at my age....lol. glad you liked it. got it from un francis...hehehe

jason, hallelujah!!! :P

kikey, hehehe :)

My Sassy Tank said...

Eh, Uncle Francis blogs too? *Faints*

Calvin Soo KJ said...

alicia, nah....he just sends me junk mails....lol

suituapui said...

And he said to Calvin, "Calvin, you've been faithfully attending all the services each Sunday...so I'm giving you the chance to choose three hymns for today." Calvin got up excitedly and said, "Oh goodie! I choose him...him...and him!!!" pointing at the ones he had his eyes on all those weeks! Hahahahahaha!!!

cleffairy said...

LMAO... hallelujah indeed! o.O