More jokes.....

Baby's first examination.

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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

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"Breast-fed" the woman replied. "Well, strip down to your waist", the doctor ordered. She did

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He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

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Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know" she said. "I'm his grandma, but I'm sure glad I came".........

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The bath tub test

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During a visit to the mental hospital, the visitor asked the doctor "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital?" "Well.." said the doctor "...we fill up a bath tub, then we give a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bath tub."

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"Oh....I understand", said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon and the teacup."

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"No," said the doctor. "A normal person would pull the drain plug. Well now, would you prefer your bed near the window??"