Thursday, March 19, 2009

No more McD for you!!

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asked for some tip to help revive her husband's sex drive. "What about Viagra??" asked the doctor. "Not a chance. He won't even take an aspirin for headaches" replied the woman.
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"Not a problem. You just drop it into his coffee and he won't notice it. Try it and come back in a week to update me" the doctor suggested.
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After a week, the woman returned to see the doctor. She was very stressed. Later the doctor asked what had happened. The woman explained "I did as you've advised. I dropped a Viagra into his coffee and stunningly, he rose immediately."
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"Is that not good?" asked the doctor. She replied "Are you kidding me? That was the best sex I had in over 25 years. As soon as he was aroused, he cleared the table, breaking all the cups and throwing everything away. He even tore my clothes and we did it there for one whole hour."
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"So, what's the problem?" enquired the doctor. The woman said "I am now unable to go to McDonalds anymore."
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12 comments:

eugene said...

I will keep this piece of advice of yours and practise it when i am in my lets say 70s, but then i dont think i need viagra,, i just need Sarah.....hahahaha

take care now bro

Calvin Soo KJ said...

eugene, by then even McD might already change their brand name. :P i dont think i'll need em anyways....lol. still can perform.

fufu said...

hahahah stupid woman!! funny nonetheless

reanaclaire said...

now only i know MacD got famous this way...

cleffairy said...

OMG, dumb bimbo bitch. Cannot go to McD can always ask for delivery ma. :-P

amoker said...

Good stuff to promote the latest McCafe.... aparently , the coffee is even better than some starbucks stuff... and cheaper..

Calvin Soo KJ said...

fufu, yalor. i reckon she hasnt got much experience...hehehe

reana, fehmus for people having sex on their table or what?? hehehehehe

clef, if it was 10 years ago, then cannot lor.... :P

amoker, yalor....recommend mc cafe instead. :)

Kikey Loo said...

not really got the last part.
why she can't go McD?

cleffairy said...

10 years ago viagra not yet out, not meh? LMAO...

Shinky said...

So this is all because of Mc Cafe eh?

kenwooi.com said...

lol like the bar chart in the end! =P

Calvin Soo KJ said...

kikey, coz they had sex on Mcd's table lor..... :P

clef, i think they have their own version back then. viagrooooo!!!!

shinky, maybe? what do you think...lmao

kenwooi, i got it from the net by typing viagra images. lotsa funny cartoons to choose from :)