Thursday, October 23, 2008

What is P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S.?

I dont know about you, but I'm already fed up of our Malaysian politics. Hence, I decided to turn my attention towards the Americans. While the Democrats and Republicans in the States are busy rallying for their next Presidential Election, I think its appropriate to post a joke or two about them. We can also relate this with our very own......
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is Politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of our money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.” So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severly soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.” The father says, “Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.” The little boy replies, “The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.”

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

And sometimes the people also gets into deep shit while trying to clean up the mess in the future, and the working class may overthrow the government and become the new government and produce a new future. -suituapui

Calvin Soo KJ said...

stp, eh? why you post as anonymous. anyways, i sokong you!! :)

Pete said...

Ha Ha, everything abt politics are shit! I hate politics. LOL

suituapui said...

Celcom broadband connection, so I had to use hp to comment. (See! I sokong u kau-kau! No access, also must comment!!! Hahahahaha!!!) With blogspots, got problem (or maybe I dunno how. Old man mah!)...can only comment as anonymous. LOL!!!

suituapui said...

Ya, Pete! I'm not into politics either. Thought I was the only one.

lcfu said...

hahaha... malaysia still needs some time~~~
ops remember to give me your vote later ya... i will be back and rule the country~~~~ hohohohoho

garfield said...

the boys description on the government & politics is absolutely correct
lol

Calvin Soo KJ said...

pete, right on bro!!

lcfu, i think 52 years of independance is more than sufficient, dont you think?

garfield, you got that rite? :P

cleffairy said...

Calvin, the boy is right, he's so damn right! LOL.