Wednesday, October 15, 2008

IQ Test

Late last nite, as I was having tea with my buddy at our usual kopitiam. We were blabbering about work and all of a sudden, he asked whether he could test my IQ. I told him that my IQ is only average and not to expect me answer the questions on the spot. Im not sure if you have heard of these before. If you do, please keep the answers to yourselves. Here goes :-
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Question 1 :-
You are in a dark room. On the table there are these items....a torch light, a kerosine lamp, a lighter and a box of matches. Which would you light 1st?
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Question 2 :-
You are in a dark room. In the room there are many pairs of black and dark blue socks. What will you do when you are required to take a pair of stockings of the same colour out of the room?
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Question 3 :-
(This question was given out to professors, university, secondary, primary students and a very young girl at the age of 5. The professors took 4 weeks to answer, the uni students took 2 weeks, secondary school students took a week, the primary school students took 3 days but the little girl answered correctly in an instant).
3 worms were crawling side by side on a flat surface. The 1st worm on the right stood up and said..."There are two worms on my left". The the 3rd worm stood up and said.."There are 2 worms on my right". Then the 2nd which was the middle worm stood up and looked to his right and left and said...."Hmmmm, there are no worms here besides me". Why is that?
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Also try this....this is called the "Stupid game". I played this game with some of my church's youths during our stay in Rompin last August. (I'll give the answers for this)
1st, run out to a friend of yours and ask him/her to play the "Stupid Game". Shake his/her hands but do not let go. Then ask the 1st question :-
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a. How do you spell "Your Name"......normally, they will spell out their own name, which is wrong. "Your Name" is spelled Y.O.U.R.N.A.M.E......then congratulate him/her and say that they are 20% stupid.
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b. Next question.......emphasize on the bolded word. IS the egg yolk white, or ARE the egg yolk white?......when you emphasize on the IS and ARE, usually normal people will answer either one...IS or ARE. The answer is the egg yolk is "Yellow". Congratulate and inform that they are now 40% stupid.
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c. 3rd question. An Indian man got married with a Chinese lady. What colour is the baby's teeth. Again......a "normal" human being would say...WHITE lor. Answer, a baby has got no teeth.....Congratulate and confirm there are now 60% stupid.
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d. 4thly, remember, you're still holding his/her hand all this time. Do not let go just yet. Now place your free palm right in front of his/her face....almost touching, and then ask...Am I touching you? If he/she says NO, then show him/her that you're still shaking hands all this while. Congratulate and say that he/she is now 80% stupid. If the answer is YES, then fine.
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e. Lastly, ask what was the 1st question you gave just now. He/She should be answering.....How do you spell "Your Name". Answer, wrong....the 1st question was, would you like to play the "Stupid Game?". Your friend is now officially 100% stupid.... :P

11 comments:

Pete said...

Ha Ha, good tricks!

cleffairy said...

Me not stupid. LMAO.

suituapui said...

I am stupid. What are the answers to the questions in the first part? LOL!!

Calvin Soo KJ said...

pete, try it out on your colleagues during lunch time. get a good laugh, good for the brains..hahaha

clef, me no stupid too. but after going thru the stupid game, im not so clever after all...lol

stp, answers coming soon. be sure to tune in this evening..hehehe :)

cleffairy said...

Hmm... I wanna attempt to answer the first part. Haven't been playing IQ games for quite some time, and today my workload is not so bad... here goes.

1. I wun light up anything that's on the table. I'll probably find a the switch to the lights and turn it on. LMAO...but dunno the room got flourescent light or not lah. But that would be my first option lorr, since the room is dark, how would i know there's a table over there if I dun turn on the lights first? LOL.

2. Turn on lights, den see which one is blue and which one is dark blue, den bring out lorr. LOL.

3. The worm cannot see. The worm have no eyes. Ahahaha. Correct anot?

cleffairy said...

Okay, Calvin, my turn.

Once, there live a boy who lives near a school. He's a very hardworking and clever boy but ugly. A lot of teachers don't like him though. He do homework like just like he eat his meal, and get good result in school. Everyday, he wakes up early to go to school. But no matter how early he wakes up, he always gets punish by the teachers for being late. Why is that?

Calvin Soo KJ said...

clef, 1st answer correct, 2nd & 3rd wrong liao...hahaha. guess again. as for your test, need some time to digest and then come back to you....heheheh. i dumb dumb oso..... :P

Phua Chu Kang said...

Use your brain!! 2x!!! This game so stupid yet still wanna to play ah? aiya....

cleffairy said...

PCK, I too bored liao. too less work to do today. Might as well amuse myself.

Calvin Soo KJ said...

pck, brain stimulation only mah. all work and no play makes me a dull ol boy.... thanks for visiting. cheers :)

clef, come to my office to do my paperwork.... :)

cleffairy said...

SOoooooBbbbbssss.... yesterday free like hell... today work pile like dumpster. T_T