Friday, October 10, 2008

Sub-prime hits Japan

I've just received these jokes today, and Id like to share it with you:-
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Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on HBOS in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut back some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
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Morning Breakfast Show In Singapore.
This really happened on a Singapore radio recently. I think some of you from the South had heard it on radio too.
DJ : Good morning. This is Power 98. Would you like to play a game?
Contestant : Sure....why not?
DJ : Good. Its a simple game. When I say something, you have to give an answer that is opposite to what I have said. For example....when i say Sharp, you will have to answer Blunt. Get it?
Contestant : Ok. That's simple.
DJ : Sun
Contestant : Moon
DJ : Black
Contestant : White
DJ : Tall
Contestant : Short
DJ : Dog
Contestant : Cat
DJ : Man
Contestant : Woman
DJ : Cock
Contestant : CIBAI!!!
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(Then, there's radio silence...........)
DJ : This happens sometimes when we are on live. Let's take a commercial break here..
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HAVE A HAPPY WEEKEND!!!!

15 comments:

Pete said...

Ha Ha, good weekend jokes. Bro, have a nice weekend too!

cleffairy said...

Ahahaha... that one cheer me up from emo-ing for a while. :-D I'm still emo-ing over your post and Kevin's, seeing how hard it is to loose someone you know and hold dear.

eunice said...

LOLx! What a blunt answer! Hardly tune in to FM 98, the DJ is so lame =P

garfield said...

power 98 always have funny kind of thing 1 lah.

last time the starwars hokkien version also, i keep the audio clip until now
:)

Kikey Loo said...

thanks for sharing the joke!!

p/s: u shd get off from work sometime.. :)

Calvin Soo KJ said...

pete, glad you liked it. :P

clef, next time i'll try not to put too emo posts...hahaha

eunice, cant get the frequency in kuantan as well. but i got the mail from a friend of mine living in johor....

garfield, yakah. share with us lar..:)

kikey, try to get off from work all the time. but cant seem to work. even on sundays, think of work. so stress, what to do. working life is different from yours. you'll get to it someday..cheers.

cleffairy said...

LOL... it's okay Calvin... I'm always very emo wan. I find those emo post very inspiring, tear-jerking and thought provoking. In a way, it's very good for the soul. :-D

garfield said...

@Pete,

at you tube also got a lot ppl upload it
here is the link
:)

Here is the link

garfield said...

By the way, I would like to award you the Butterfly Award

You may check the award list at here

lcfu said...

hahaha ok funny =)

Josephine said...

hahhaa
sure ar?

Calvin Soo KJ said...

clef, then i should post more of it.....give you more emo-ing sessions as therapy...hahaha

garfield, what about??...thanks for the butterfly.....*singing* i believe i can fly....wuuoo

lcfu, glad you liked it. how was your weekend?

josephine, emmm, actually not quite sure, but then again, not sure about which topic. the joke or the radio station? i blur blur today lah....so many reports to send...:(

Amjan said...

jom minum....am back on track....

suituapui said...

LOL!!! And I guess Sayonara Bank said goodbye?

Calvin Soo KJ said...

amjan, aku call nko esok.

stp, bye bye to all their laid off staff...lol