Sunday, May 31, 2009

Second Opinion is always best

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'
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Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
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As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
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He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.'
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He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.' The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see.... size 44 long.'
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Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.
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Joe tried on the suit and it fit perfectly.
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As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?' Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
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The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
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Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years.'
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Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
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Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?' Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
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The salesman said, 'Let's see.... size 36.'
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Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old..'
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The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'

11 comments:

kruel74 said...

This is the reason why I am a follower of your blogs. The pictures are nice, but these email jokes...Priceless

Calvin Soo KJ said...

@kruel74, thanks bro. laughter is the best medicine mah...hehehehe. my pics nice only ar :P

amoker said...

HAha.. i Was reminded of this great joke.

Sorry bro. Was working and trying to manage people who come for a vist. Have been extremely quiet over the net for sometime now. Thanks for asking

Calvin Soo KJ said...

@amoker....same here bro. :)

Shuuu said...

hahahaha mannn poor guy =P

I can practically hear the Doh! sound effect hahaha

cleffairy said...

o.O I had no idea that underwear could effect men's head that way! I suppose instead of wearing underwear, men should go for loose boxers instead? LMAO... tasteful joke, bro.

kenwooi.com said...

hahaha..
nice one man ;)

stephy said...

ROFL omg this is funny!
poor guy.. So that's why guys have headaches huh? XD


you made my day! ^^

reanaclaire said...

what do u think will happen after that conversation? hahaha.. pengsan..

eugene said...

I love to call my friends with the kind of same antics like yours,, kuai lan, which they enjoy me calling them that, i hope you do too.

hahahah

suituapui said...

Wat's ur underwear size? My waistline keeps up with my age...so cannot wear underwear liao! Nowhere to buy! LOL!!!