Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Newspaper headline from The Dublin Times

This is an excerpt from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.  


Once  inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.'

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened..

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:




'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....
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I think I'm going to vomit....uearkkkk!!!!!

12 comments:

reanaclaire said...

the robbers are gay or eunach? how to spell that ah.. those being castrated already during the emperor time... whatever it is.. just for laughs la..haha...

Calvin Soo KJ said...

reana, its spelled eunuch. the robbers are either stupid or very hungry....lol

chrisau said...

alamak.... sounds like another gay stuff...

suituapui said...

Hahahaha!!! Sure you don't like the stuff? Ehem! Ehem! LOL!!!

Josephine said...

what?
Are u serious?

Abortion is illegal in Ireland, there are a lot of young mothers on the street already, why do they rob the sperm bank? Aiyoh...

Calvin Soo KJ said...

chrisau, im worried myself....lol

stp, dun know how it tastes like. wanna try??....hahaha

josephine, they tot its really a bank with cash. i think their iq below 10 lar....or they're super hungry :P

cleffairy said...

=.= no intelligent comment from me... =.= I wanna vomit thinking those robber thot those sperm are puddings. YUCKS!

Calvin Soo KJ said...

clef....lolz. treat it as a creamer lor...hahahaha

cleffairy said...

=.= swallowing straight from the source is one thing... but in 'pudding form'... that kinda disgust me!

kenwooi.com said...

LOL WHAT???
sperm bank??!!
LOL YUCKS!! XD

stephy said...

omg... serious ah??? these people are... omg... =.=|||

Shinky said...

OMG... I can't imagine this.. >.<"-.-: