Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Laughter's the best medicine

When you're down and out, and there's no one around to hug....except for that fat and ugly pervert sitting in front of you all day long....spend sometime reading this and I hope it'll cheer you up a lil. :)

1. Losing all your friends 
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him. 
Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.' 

2. Brother wanted 
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, 'Santa, please send me a brother'.... 
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER....' 

3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime!' 
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?' 
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?' 
Dad says, 'You are my son. I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, he's also my son, now that's confidential! '

6. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?' 
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.' 
Husband: 'How does that help?' 
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush ..'


reanaclaire said...

i like the last one..hahaha,,,make sure yr wife doesnt see that.. or better still, dont get angry with her... hehehe,,,

Rashai said...

Ha..ha.. Thanks for the free funny jokes Bro..:)

Kikey Loo said...

great!! those are good joke.

but i dun understand the "Importance of a period" joke.

Anonymous said...

@Kikey... the boy's sister got pregnant lorrr... LMAO....

Nice joke bro, brought smile to my face. Still grinning like an idiot over here! LOLz!

Anonymous said...

lol nice one..especially the last one.. haha .. =P