Questions & Answers!!

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'SUCK HERE'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

BONUS QUESTION & ANSWER:
Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

(Nominated as the world's best short joke)
3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom," he asked, "Are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied.

No more headaches.....

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."


"No more headaches?" the husband asks,
''What happened?"


His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat
"I do not Have a Headache;
I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.."

It Worked! The headaches are all gone."


The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."


His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of Fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the
Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"

The husband agrees to try it

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.


He puts her on the bed and says,

"Don't move, I'll be right back."


He goes into the Bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes Passionate love to his wife like never before.


His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"


The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
He goes back into the bathroom,
comes back and round two was even better than The First time.


The wife sits up and her head is spinning.


Her husband again says,
"Don't move, I'll be right back."
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the Bathroom,
She sees him standing at the mirror and saying,
"She's not my Wife.
She's Not my wife.
She's not my wife..."

His funeral service will be held on Friday.

When a woman gets angry.........

Some of you might have seen this circulating thru your daily mails, and some might not. My mrs forwarded this to me, I guess she was giving me the heads up.....lolz. Guys, be extra vigilant and careful when you cheat behind your better half or girlfiends. You wouldn't want this to happen to you :)

Alan & Cindy's Wedding @ JW Marriott, Kuala Lumpur

Another one of my wedding assignment's....this time round, it was my cousin's, Cindy. I was more than pleased when she called me to be one of her official photographer. We bunked in at Royale Bintang due to the cost (I managed to get the corporate rate *grins*) and the distance to JW Marriott is fairly near. Some might suggest, why not The Grand Millenium Hotel? I'd say....YOU CRAZY AR??? YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THE COST IS FOR A NIGHT THERE?? I rest my case.

And now, back from the commercial break. I had a splendid time shooting her wedding. Her bridesmaids were gorgeous not to mention, a sporting lot. And needless to say, the ballroom was spectacular. I did have some issues with my White Balance though. Neways, here are some of my takes and I hope you enjoy going thru them as much as I had enjoyed taking them. Cheers....

Blessings in marriage

Now, some of you may be contemplating the pros and cons in marriage. Some may say, "Why bother....I'm satisfied with what I have now. I'm free, no one's bugging me, I do what I want.....so what the heck!! Why commit yourself to one person when I can have many more to come". These were the answers I got from a friend who is now 35, unmarried. He has all the 5 Cs and a couple more Cs to add. Lisa once discussed this topic in Blogger United's lounge, "Do you believe that marriage is an achievement in life?".....my answer is a solid YES!!!

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To some, marriage is too complicated and challenging. While some recognize that family life tied for the lifetime between a man and a woman is a good thing, it still is widely regarded as too hard in practice. Why does one regard marriage as "too hard" to commit when men could brave through storms, and risk their lives to climb Mount Everest or plunge into deep seas and prove that they could hold their breath the longest. The thrill? The adrenaline rush?

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I was once that fellow who does not believe in marriage. I made jokes about marriage, mocked those who were getting married and criticized those who were married. Why all the fuss?? What's so special about marriage? Wedding vows??? Gimme a break. Vows were meant to be broken. What happens if you suddenly felt that the person you're married with for the last 10 years was not "the" one and you wished you didn't say "I DO"? So many questionss, so little answers.

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For many, there are too many rules in marriage. You can't do this, you can't do that. You can't have this, you shan't have that. Who made these rules anyway?? God?? My answer is this. God did not put rules in marriage. Men did. God gave us brains to think and set us apart from the animals. Are there secrets to a happy marriage. The answer is a simple no. The simple truth is that there is no universal secret. There are no manuals or standardized set of governing rules set in place to ensure and happy and successful marriage. The solid, simple truth is.....your marriage is what you make it, and any rules governing your behaviours should be determined by you and your spouse.

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But of course, some simple common sense that needs to be invoked are like honesty, no cheating etc etc etc.....

"A large problem I see with the concept of marriage is the actual meaning of marriage as shared by much of the population. Too many view the ritual of marriage as a form of success and status that must be attained by a certain age, thereafter followed by children as the next logical step. Many of you have undoubtedly uttered to yourself or to acquaintances that you will soon be a certain age, so perhaps it is time to get married soon." - Scott Kessman

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And if this is your logical explanation to get married, then you're getting married for the wrong reasons. Marriage is all about strengtening that bond of love you had, to go the extra mile, to pledge your one self to that special person wholly who feels the same way towards you. One should not be seeking marriage, one should be seeking someone to love and later on follow by marriage. Many of my bachelor friends, like me before jokes that I will be in prison for my lifetime, not able to go out together for our drinking sessions, and that my life will end in bitterness.

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I say this, pity for them, for they are trapped in their tiny weeny small minds and in their own small world. I have been married not too long ago. I wouldn't say that my marriage is successful until the day I die. Yes, there are ups and downs, quarrels, bitterness, rants here and there.....but all these contributes to having a better marriage. We learn from each others' mistakes, we console each other when either one is down, we encourage each other and most importantly, we pray for each other all the time.

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Communication is a major key in a successful marriage, and it must be made at a very early point what you'd expect from the relationship. Together, you can best determine what rules, if any, that need to be applied in the relationship, and how you can co-exist happily and successfully, in love, while remaining respectful of each other's wishes.

Some humor to brighten up your day :)

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at thefront door, who do you let in first?

The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

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A couple had three children. Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome! But the third child was dull, ugly and backward.One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, "Tell me the truth, dear. Is this third child really mine?" "Yes, dear" replied the wife, "But the other two are not."

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When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities :-

She is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed.

After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order :-

She is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the livingroom and an economist in bed.

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"

She said, "Somewhere I have never been."

I told her, "How about the kitchen?"....and I got a tight slap.

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During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, "Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn t talk for the entire hour?"

The hubby replied, "Yes honey. That was the happiest hour of my life."

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

Why like this...why like that??

This post is dedicated to my beloved wife...Rachel.

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We have been a couple since 27 March 2003 and been married since 28 June 2008. We have gone through ups and downs, quarrels, arguments, laughed together, shared our tears with each other, hugged and kissed each time we meet...even to this very day. I still remember the day you asked me "Do you have a girlfried??"...and I said "Why?? You want to "khaw" me ar?" ....then we both felt the rush of electricity in our veins, and butterfly in our stomachs...and i still do each and every time I see you every morning. I pray that this will not end till the day we go back to our Father. The vow I made publicly in the presence of God still rings in my head....

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"From this day on, I choose you, my beloved Rachel, to be my wedded wife. To live with you and laugh with you; to stand by your side, and sleep in your arms; to be joy to your heart, and food for your soul; to bring out the best in you always, and, for you, to be the most that I can. I promise to laugh with you in good times, to struggle with you in bad; to solace you when you are downhearted; to wipe your tears with my hands; to comfort you with my body; to mirror you with my soul; to share with you all my riches and honors; to play with you as much as I can until we grow old; and, still loving each other sweetly and gladly, our lives shall come to an end."

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Of late, Rachel has been very moody. 1stly...it was because of her "tai-yee-mah", understandable....2ndly, her boss and 3rdly, her colleagues.

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1st issue....I cannot do much about it but to sit by your side comforting you. I offer my warmth and kisses so that you can sleep at night.

2nd issue...your boss has got no brains (I hope she does not stumble unto my blog :P). What does she expect to get by opening a counter at your office's doorstep? Right in the middle of the afternoon....else, just pray that God would give her some sense in sales :) and be a good and accomodating leader.

3rd issue....don't mind your colleagues. I've learnt from Eugene that instead of condemning and cursing one, we should bless and pray for them. God knows the best remedy and solution. It may take a while to digest, and we have to be faithful and wait for His calling. (this part has been edited :))

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All I am saying is this, whenever you need a shoulder to cry on, I'll always be by your side. For whatever reason or path you plan to take in the future, I'll be there to support you. If you need someone to listen, I'll have my ears opened for you, and I'll ensure I'll live to the vows that I took till the end of our days. I do not have all the answers in life, I cannot answer all your whys and cries? But I promise you that I will take your hand in mine when we go thru the ups and downs in life...with God's grace and direction.

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Love you princess......XOXOXOXOXO

The things that you do for love.

Usually, when driving around town, I would usually hold Rachel hands. Most of the time I would say, "Where's your hand?" and she would immediately take her hands to my lips for a kiss and vice versa. It's like a remote. This morning was particularly funny. Instead of me holding her hands, she held mine. Pecking here and there. And then all of a sudden, she bite me. Not hard enough for me to scream, but I was little suprised. And then I asked her "What was that for?"......then she answered "I Love You mah"......then we laughed.

How bout you? Would you bite your spouses as a gesture of love? :)

People often say, action speaks louder than words. Talk-talk, no do-do. But I say, actions and words are equally important. Most Asians do not normally express our love verbally to our loved ones. Maybe its because of our upbringing. We are ego-istic people. Once you utter the word "love"...... very paiseh. Not macho, for the men.

I am very fortunate that my family is very close to each other. We would greet each other in the mornings and kiss my mum before going to work. We would say "I love you" as often as we can. Rachel, on the other hand was brought up in a typical Chinese family. She has yet to hear a word of I love you from her family. Malu wor....When Rachel was introduced to my family, I made her do her worst nightmare....saying I LOVE YOU to my family members. To add to the salt, I had her kiss my mum. At first, she felt awkward. Then as time flies, she felt that kissing and saying the 3 words I Love You in a family is easy. And now, it's spontaneous.

During my wedding dinner, I had a session when both Rachel and I gave both our mothers a bouquet of flowers, just to say thank you for raising us up to where we are today. Rachel gave to my mum and of course I gave to my mother in law. And as usual, we kissed our mums. I felt that my mother in law froze and shivered...hahaha.

Anyways, it is always good to express our love both verbally and by our actions. We may not see the goodness and benefit now. But treat it like an investment. The dividends would surely come. It changes people, it changed Rachel and it surely changed mine.

Which one are you now?

This came in to my mail last week. I trust my male blogging buddies aren't any of these... :) Relationship needs to be nurtured and not taken for granted. We need to spend quality time with our family, otherwise we'll end up like "after 6 years". Yesterday in church, pastor shared that there are 12 magical words that would hold fanilies together. Just would like to share with you before the joke.

1. I AM WRONG - admit if you're wrong, don't just argue because of your ego

2. I AM SORRY - say you're sorry, from the bottom of your heart

3. PLEASE FORGIVE ME - ask for forgiveness, easier said than done but should at least try

4. I LOVE YOU - mean it...women has sixth sense to know if you mean it or not :)

.......and now to the joke

How men change

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn ' t love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I ' m home!
After 6 months: I ' m BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it ' s for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I ' m going to watch PIRATES play, if you ' re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!

I'm married at last !!

At last, after months of preparation, it's finally over. I'm a married man. Whew !! What a relief. I'll keep it short and sweet and let the pictures do the talking.....

The flower....arrangements by Quenna Bridal, Kuantan. It's a thumbs up for me.

The "heng tais" from left...chew, hugh, ah yan, ah hou, me, ah chun, low giong, kok, the thorn among the roses wendy and last but not least the "tiger woods" wannabe..zarni.




The car....no 3278. TOTO anyone?




Kena raging by the "chee muis".... a disposable underwear and 2 apples dangling on my chest

Heng tai chew biting a big chunk of apple from my breasts...lol...

The rings.....(could not afford a diamond, this will do at the moment) :)

The wedding procession...Rachel with her dad (a handsome fellow I would say). Kena brush my father in law a bit lar...
Praise & Worship session...lead by Jessel

The family photo..bottom from left, mom, me & Rach (little Phoebe), naughty Nichol, Cindy, Un Tan, Ee Jen, Ivan, my sis and bro in law...

The teapot used for the "cham char" session. Was informed that the same teapot was used by my sis on her wedding....sweet :)

The nite dinner menu....scrumptious dinner provided by Kamunlau Restaurant, Kuantan (thumbs up as well..)
Something different for the guests to give their well wishes (created by Ruth)...You pen down your wishes on small cards and hang them on the tree. Excellent idea, I must say but the man

hours for it....XOXOXO to Ruth

Francis Tan's wishes...Be fruitful and multiply..God's instruction. To Francis : I'll try my best, gotto try Tongkat Ali for this...hehehe :P

The champagne pouring session....the cork got poped out nice but the glass is a bit to high...2 bottles not enough

Singing for my beloved wife....song by Jim Brickman, "The love of my life". How was it? You've got to ask the guests....no cutting of album though.

The family nite photo. In the middle, beautiful Ruth who helped my tremendously. Hardly anytime to get a personal photo with her...what will we do without you. XOXOXOXO from me & Rach.

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These are only a few of the photos taken on my wedding day. Rach & I decided not to get a wedding package. Saved me about RM3K......If you want to view the rest of my photos, feel free to surf to Rachel's friendster homepage and grab as many as you want.

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We shall be flying to Bali for our honeymoon this Saturday. Zarni....will be buying back the same "gift" you got for me in Bali....maybe try to get a vibrating one....lol...

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Cheers.

On annual leave o'redy....yeeahoooo!!!

Monday is always associated with laziness, blues and I-wanna-hit-somebody-today day. Well, as for me.....ANNUAL LEAVE BABY!!!! However, due to my lack of attention and "bodoh"ness, I did not complete some task on my wedding preps. Things to do today :-

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1. Go to the Customs office and get back my passport....o'redy 2 weeks renewed but didnt go and collect.
2. Confirm my wine booking for my wedding dinner
3. Confirm the restaurant booking with Mexica Restaurant on the 25th.
4. Purchase bus ticket for Ruth back to KL on the 29th.
5. Book 3 hand bouquets of flower for wedding day.
6. Confirm booking for canopy in Kemaman for Rach's family luncheon.

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The list goes on......so much things to do, so little time to spare. OMG!!!

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I was in office this morning and my Friendster's profile reminded me of Ayu's birthday. Didn't manage to get her anything. Back in office, Khairul managed to persuade...no not persuade, threaten Ayu to buy us lunch. So 9 of us ended up in Pizza Hut, East Coast Mall. Only managed to get 3 photos. Poor Ayu forgot that she brought her camera along......lol..

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Joke of the day :-
Rich Texans are fabled for their grand style but when one oil tycoon appeared at a local British golf course followed by a servant pulling a foamcushioned chaise-longue, his opponents thought that this was taking style too far. "J. R., are you going to make that poor caddie lug that couch all over the course after you?" he was asked. "Caddie, my eye," explained J. R. "That's my psychiatrist."

Rush hour

Due to lack of time, my blog will be in point form (sigh!!!) :-
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Morning
Got up early.
Send Rach to work as usual (today will be at East Coast Mall)
Went shopping for my wedding stuff, got 4 shirts (blue w cuff links, dark blue, white and dark purple). Planned to wear the white one with a dark purple tie during receiption, and the dark purple one with black coat at nite - (RM650-00)
Shoes - Polo (RM236-00)
Curtains - cloth from Ikea (RM250-00) + sewing cost (RM36-00)
New underwear - RM24-00 (told you Chinese custom really waste of money)
Dark purple tie - RM85-00 (Pierre Cardin)
2 black ties for the bestman and groomsman - RM45-00 x 2 = RM90-00
All in all, total cost < RM1K (just in one morning........I'm gonna be broke in no time)
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Went to SSF to get the small little baskets for confetti (during the wedding march) - RM1-90 x 14 = RM26-00
Went for lunch with mum - RM28-00 (ini tadak kira lor....mother mah)
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TOTAL Cost todate = RM23,500-00....omg (pokai already, have to eat grass and tree bark for tomorrow)
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Evening
Went to church to help the youths for MYF Sunday. Played bass...(i'm getting better and better each week...hehehe)
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Night
After fetching Rach from work, went to the celakak boutique who did Rach's nite gown. According to Rach, its ok already. Only need a little bit of adjustments and voila!! should be good.....repeat, should be good. No Good !! Burn the shop and kill the owner. No sell the owner's body parts to Thailand and get some money... :P
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No jokes and cartoons today...busy, busy

Last day of work...

As I got up this morning, with the morning sunlight beamed thru my window, I stared at my wife to be sleeping beside me. I gently stroked her hair and kissed her cheek. Rach woke up, smiled and said "Good morning hubby.." I felt a glow of warmth rushing thru my veins. I'm going to be a husband. With great responsibility I'll be taking the role as the man of the house. The bread winner for my wife and future kids. My life will be different....

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Today is my last day at work. Yeeaahoooo!!!! I'll be on leave next week, and for the next 10 days. People often ask me, "Friend, your work interesting ah? Salary good ah? Got money keep ah?" In response to this, I ask them back "You leh. How is your benefit ah? Got insurance or not? How many days your boss give you annual leave? Your salary pay on time ah?" They often shut their gap or utter so, so lah. Yup, working in a bank does not give you an adventure like being Harry Potter or Spiderman, but no other company can match its benefits.
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I've changed my blog template to Ratatouille, malas to design my own. Rather cute, but a little bit girlish...wtf... who the hell cares. It's MY blog !!
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As for my wedding preps, almost done. There's still little bits and pieces to be done like my wedding shirt, shoes, tie, new underwear (chinese custom must buy new one mah..!!), ties for my bestman and groomsmen and final table arrangement for dinner. And yes of course, Rach's dinner gown.
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Talking about her gown, I was really pissed at the boutique at Berjaya Megamall. Wtf....Rach went to see the designer 2 1/2 months ago and requested the "so called boutique" to make her a dinner gown for our wedding. After careful measurements and design, the lady told her that it would take at least 3 weeks to a month for completion. And so, we went on to do our own wedding stuff and after 1 month of waiting, the lady called and said "Aiya, si tau por. The cloth you want to buy no more stock lar..." Wtf, after 1 month only you tell us no stock!!! So Rach went back to the shop and looked for other cloths to match. I told her "Nevermind, still got time. But tell her to speed up, don't want last minute got problem". So Rach diligently looked thru the catalog and chose a different kinda texture to her liking. Then all of the sudden, the shop lady said "Aiya, so ma fan. Why not you change your wedding theme colour. I got blue colour. You change to blue colour lar". Wtf, just because you cannot find the cloth that I want, you ask me to change our wedding theme colour !!! NIAMAH !!! NO BRAINS !!! WHY NOT NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO EAT RICE, I GIVE YOU EAT SHIT !! I GOT SHIT MAH !! NO NEED MA FAN !! Then after that, we finally got the damn cloth and asked her to sew. After another 1 month of waiting, NIAMAH !!! the cutting was wrong !!! I really felt like spanking and strangle her bitch ass neck. Rach once again politely ask her to change her dress and we have to wait till end of this week. I just pray that it is ok.
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Wuuhoo !!! (finally got my signature quote, to Mr Patrick Teoh, I'll give your NIAMAH back)

Kuo Tai Lai....

Getting married the traditional Chinese way is most time consuming and money taxing scheme generated by our ancestors. "Kuo Tai Lai" or in my definition "Waste Money Day" was done yesterday, back in Rachel's hometown, Kemaman.

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"Kuo Tai Lai" to do list :-
1. Negotiation on the dowry was done months back by my mum and my future in laws. In my case, RM3K. I know, i know.....you would say "Wah!!! So little ah." I was informed that the "normal" dowry requirement is about RM5K.....Hello, my friend. RM3K or RM5K is also money mah!! My very understanding mother in law said "Lei chung yi lar...Ngo emhai oi mai lui" which translates to "You suka lar....I am not here to sell my daughter mah." Thanks mum....loves you lots xoxoxo.

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2. Traditionally, the Chinese tradition also requires a roasted suckling pig. My mother in law requires 25kg of the little sucker and guess what did it cost? RM1K !!!! wtf....RM1K for that little-brown-roasted-thingy-with-fats-that can cause you high cholesterol-suckling pig. What happened to "you love my daughter, she loves you back, get married happily ever after...amen."
And this was supposed to bring you lots of luck and prosperity.....wth

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3. Next is 2 bottles of liquor. This I don't mind 'cause my in laws do not drink. I'll end up drinking all of it...till the last drop :) Notice that almost all the stuff I bought must come in pairs...husband and wife, fags and coffee, sex and condom (get it!)

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4. Wedding cakes are also a neccessity. The ones that you will receive with the red box and 4 fat wedding cakes accompanied in it. Those suckers cost RM4.80 per box. I have to include 50 boxes of those, supposedly meant to be given to relatives and close friends as a gesture of goodwill....

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5. Oranges or fruit basket to be lastly included in the list b'cause my mom in law said that 4 items are no good....as the number 4 represents death. Superstition still exists in our modern world. With all the technologies and IT advances, people still actually believe that 4 brings you bad luck.....wth

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And with all these items, I travelled back and forth in Kemaman thru every nook and corner delivering the "good luck" babi and cakes. It took us (me, Rach and her mom) almost a whole day.

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Since Rach did not invite her former Muslim colleagues for our wedding this 28, we decided to buy them pizzas. So we bought those and headed to Public Bank, Kemaman. Celakak....those idiots said "Mana cukup!!! Aku sorang dah boleh makan sekotak!!". wth.....go and eat the boxes as well lar !!! Bargers !!!

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Enuff bout those bargers. We had dinner at River Bend Restaurant at nite with my in laws and 3 of her younger cousins. Didn't thought of getting photos of those...i'm not into camwhoring. Later at night, Rach went to her hair dressers home to test crumpling and jellying her hair for our big day. I, on the underhand went to visit Ol' Kemaman branch. Met Shahrir and Nor...two of my best buds in Kemaman. Wonder when'll Shahrir get married...or not!!! Whatever it is, he is a too kind hearted, soft spoken and a good samaritan bloke. Notice, I've added to word "too". Yup, he's the kinda guy that everyone made use of, especially the bosses. My bottomless pity for him.

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In conclusion...I would like to quote an idol of mine, Mr Patrick Teoh..(pls don't sue me for using your signature...on my knees :P Will try to get a signature quote of my own).

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"NIAMAH !!!!"

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Joke of the day :-

A couple of buddies, decide to play together for the first time. Mac is an avid golfer and Jimmy is new to the game. On the way to the course, Mac asks "By the way, what's your handicap?" Jimmy replies,"I don't have one..it's more like a permanent disability".

Time is of the essence..

..................Neng. Got nothing much to write bout you today. But if you're reading this blog, I can only comment you on one thing. Whatever ways you try to do, whatever means you're tried before....you still suck at golf.....heheheh :P
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14 June 2008
1. Got up early as usual to send my darling to work.
2. Went to have breakfast at Old Town Kopitiam with Rach and mum.
3. Went to Starbucks at about 12.30pm when the sun was damn hot. IE sucks as well.
4. Went back home and slept all day.
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15 June 2008
1. Got up early again for church as usual.
2. Was the worship leader (Jessel's back from honeymoon).
3. Went out to Megamall to shop for wedding attire and shoes (Kuantan really really sucks at this!). Didnt manage to buy any but ended up buying a running shoe (nike btw....looks good on me, heck...anything looks good on me!)
4. Fetch Rach back from work at 8.00pm. Ended up late b'cause some freakin' guy brought his gf for facial late. Luckily didnt curse out loud b'cause the customer was my ex-classmate...talked for about 30mins and cabut back home. Had McD again...miserable.
5. The ushers for my wedding was all at home discussing. Thank God for their help.
6. Slept at about 1.ooam.
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BORING !!!!!
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Countdown timer till my BIG DAY !! 12 more days to go.
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Joke of the day :-
A young couple get married and go on their honeymoon. They quickly head to the bedroom to consumate their marriage for the first time, as the man gently lays his young bride on the bed she looks deep into his eyes and says " i have a confession to make", this is not the first time i have had sex, a few years back I met Tiger Woods at a bar and we went back to his room and made love. I can understand that the man replied, Tiger is talented, rich, famous and hamsome, shit, I’d do him too. So the young couple get down to it and when they finished the man got up and went to the phone. "What are you doing ?" she asked. I’m ringing room service I’m famished. "Tiger wouldn’t do that" she said. What woud he do? he replied. " Tiger would make love me again". So off they went again, once again the man got up and moved towards the phone. "Tiger wouldn’t do that, Tiger would make love to one more time she said. So once again the man goes back to bed and makes love, as they finished for the third time the man got up and picked up the phone. " Are you going to ring room service" the girl said "NO" said the man "I’m ringing Tiger Woods, I want to ask him what par this hole is".