I've just received these jokes today, and Id like to share it with you:-
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Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on HBOS in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut back some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
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Morning Breakfast Show In Singapore.
This really happened on a Singapore radio recently. I think some of you from the South had heard it on radio too.
DJ : Good morning. This is Power 98. Would you like to play a game?
Contestant : Sure....why not?
DJ : Good. Its a simple game. When I say something, you have to give an answer that is opposite to what I have said. For example....when i say Sharp, you will have to answer Blunt. Get it?
Contestant : Ok. That's simple.
DJ : Sun
Contestant : Moon
DJ : Black
Contestant : White
DJ : Tall
Contestant : Short
DJ : Dog
Contestant : Cat
DJ : Man
Contestant : Woman
DJ : Cock
Contestant : CIBAI!!!
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(Then, there's radio silence...........)
DJ : This happens sometimes when we are on live. Let's take a commercial break here..
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HAVE A HAPPY WEEKEND!!!!
15 comments:
Ha Ha, good weekend jokes. Bro, have a nice weekend too!
Ahahaha... that one cheer me up from emo-ing for a while. :-D I'm still emo-ing over your post and Kevin's, seeing how hard it is to loose someone you know and hold dear.
LOLx! What a blunt answer! Hardly tune in to FM 98, the DJ is so lame =P
power 98 always have funny kind of thing 1 lah.
last time the starwars hokkien version also, i keep the audio clip until now
:)
thanks for sharing the joke!!
p/s: u shd get off from work sometime.. :)
pete, glad you liked it. :P
clef, next time i'll try not to put too emo posts...hahaha
eunice, cant get the frequency in kuantan as well. but i got the mail from a friend of mine living in johor....
garfield, yakah. share with us lar..:)
kikey, try to get off from work all the time. but cant seem to work. even on sundays, think of work. so stress, what to do. working life is different from yours. you'll get to it someday..cheers.
LOL... it's okay Calvin... I'm always very emo wan. I find those emo post very inspiring, tear-jerking and thought provoking. In a way, it's very good for the soul. :-D
@Pete,
at you tube also got a lot ppl upload it
here is the link
:)
Here is the link
By the way, I would like to award you the Butterfly Award
You may check the award list at here
hahaha ok funny =)
hahhaa
sure ar?
clef, then i should post more of it.....give you more emo-ing sessions as therapy...hahaha
garfield, what about??...thanks for the butterfly.....*singing* i believe i can fly....wuuoo
lcfu, glad you liked it. how was your weekend?
josephine, emmm, actually not quite sure, but then again, not sure about which topic. the joke or the radio station? i blur blur today lah....so many reports to send...:(
jom minum....am back on track....
LOL!!! And I guess Sayonara Bank said goodbye?
amjan, aku call nko esok.
stp, bye bye to all their laid off staff...lol
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