Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Questions & Answers!!

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'SUCK HERE'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

BONUS QUESTION & ANSWER:
Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

(Nominated as the world's best short joke)
3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom," he asked, "Are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied.

5 comments:

eugene said...

Man man Calvin, i baru makan saja lah, not i laugh like mad already,,, these jokes are so chun lah babe,, got somemore let me know ya?

Tonite i sleep with my balls covered,,,,,,

ChrisAu said...

ahaha...keep up the jokes bro!

Garfield said...

can testicles think?
lol

i thought it is the stick that do the thinking, not the balls
lol

cleffairy said...

*PENGSAN* The Australian kiss got me laughing like mad... omg! Laugh til kenot breathe liao la!!! *DIES*

smallkucing said...

LOL at the Braille