Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Is there such a thing like a "Good Lawyer"

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.He asked one man 'Why are you eating grass?'

'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied 'We have to eat grass.'

'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you', the lawyer said.

'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree'.'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us also.'The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!' 'Bring them all, as well, 'the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'

The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 metre high!'

Lesson : Don't trust kind lawyers.







reanaclaire said...

What a lawyer! hahhaa..

with a camera so powerful, i will hide myself.. scared my face will chase away viewers.. every single hole and wrinkles are all there.. ahhhhhhh...unless u promise to edit.. lol...

eugene said...

I want to scold you lioa, why so long you no appear,you dont know we miss you meh, you very no good one,next time you MIA this long,i will hack your blog,,hahahahaha

bro,you've been busy ka? love to have you back,you are one of those few that i will miss if i dont see your blog updated

reek said...

Islam religion leads to suicide bombing, so let us ban religion too.

aston said...

Merdeka Day is a day of shame especially on this Merdeka Day. On this day you have to compare how a successful country like Singapore has done everything right and why Malaysia has done everything wrong.

On this day you will wonder why are we not better off if we are still under the British, I can assure you - we do not fall into what we are today. On this day everyone especially Sabah and Sarawak should be reminded that they should not join Malaysia in the first place.

If you ask me how great are the Umno. I would say they are shameless people just like some Ang Mok who drop their pants for all to see.

ruyom said...

Umno/BN component parties and their cronies/EC/MACC/PDRM - No. 1 liar and public enemy, bunch of corrupted, despicable, racist morons rotten to the core!

killer said...

I hate malay pig so much in my life
If all malay pig jump into sea and all die
This world will become very very beautiful

San said...

The truth hurts.

The Chinese or the yellow race is what brings progress. Just look at Asia……….is enough.

Whether they do it internationally or locally they will survive.

We can distinctly see the lowering of Malaysia standards of living as the percentage of Chinese in this country goes down.

In the 70s we were tops with 40 over percent of Chinese and today with only 25 percent we are far behind Singapore, Hong Kong and Korea.

Main reason is the number of such Chinese migrating to these countries - the best ones and rich ones.

Next ten years as the percentage goes even lower, we would be nearing Indonesia or Philippines.

Meanwhile enjoy your stay and the good time.

On the whole as the Chinese spreads out throughout the world, the average standards of these will have much higher standards of living over others.

vesewe said...

That is why malay is the most arrogant, corrupted, racist and terrorist race in the world. To the world population, malay is only a minority. And yet, still keep on talking about Islam, Muslim, Syariah law. Shame on you!

Anonymous said...

I have yet to comment about those racist comment above. Chinese are not God. So is the Indians, Malay and whatnot.All equally stupid and foolish in similar ways.

So sick of racist, but they are everywhere, plaguing the world and making things difficult for people who love peace and harmony. Why they exist? Well... they are puppets to politicians who gain power by using religion and racial cards. Bloody fools!

amoker said...

That is really funny