Fly in your coffee....

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF A FLY LANDED IN YOUR COFFEE??

The Italians

Throws away the coffee and walks away in a fit

The Frenchman

Takes away the fly and drink the coffee

The Chinese
Eats the fly and washes it down with the coffee.

The Russian

Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

The Israeli

Sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that catches more flies so that he can make more money.

The Palestinian

Blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.

The (typical) Malaysian

Takes pictures of the fly in the coffee, then threatens to expose the fly. Uses the newspaper, PDRM, judiciary, Umno, immigration, military and bodyguards to come and cries about his predicament. Calls are made and the UTK then moves in. Soon after, the fly mysteriously dissappears. All records of the fly's existence vanish. The Malaysian then goes to another shop for a cup of coffee again, this time with money in his pocket.