My asshole hurts !!

The last 2 days was very uneventful. Yeah, no doubt i did close some major deals on Monday but just so you know....my asshole hurts. Yup!! You read it right. My asshole....

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I went to the panel clinic this morning (I developed quite a close relationship with the doc since last year after the bank approved his housing loan application), and struck a conversation with the doctor :-

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Calvin : Morning doc.

Doctor : Mornin'. Aiyo! You again ar...young man. What's wrong this time?

Calvin : What do you mean this time? I did not see you for like 6 months now....

Doctor : Oh...yakah. My bad. Err...so wassup?

Calvin : My backside pain lar doctor. 2 days oredy. Dun know how it happened.

Doctor : Come and let my look.....point to me where it hurts. *pointing* here ah? or here ah?

Calvin : Here lah doctor....*pointing to my ass crack on my left*

Doctor : How pain isit? Very pain or little pain or damn pain?

Calvin : Very pain when I try to stand up after sitting down, when I want to enter the car.

Doctor : *thinking*....errrr, dun mind me asking ah? how is your sex life?

Calvin : What????

Doctor : Your sex life lor.....you just married rite? Anything special that you did last few days?

Calvin : *scratching my head* Nothing special lor....just normal. But my wife got red flag wor...

So didnt do anything.

Doctor : *smiling* You both play anal ar?

Calvin : *shocked* No lar doctor.....you think my sex life like ham tai (porn) meh?

Doctor : Sure or not...*grinning*. Ok lah. I cannot check further. But I advise you to go for Xray.

Today can or not?

Calvin : Ok lar......you doctor mah

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And so i left with his recommendations to our local Kuantan Specialist Hospital and did my Xray. Thank god there was no fracture or broken bones or such....just some minor muscle pull. They gave me some pain killers and muscle relaxant. Before my ordeal, I cant help but wonder the feeling of someone sodomising you....and now I know. Don't try it at home...believe me, you wouldnt want to know.