Monday, March 30, 2009

TV3's SUREHEBOH SUCKS!!!!

As far as I'm concerned, this thing that TV3 is doing around town SUCKS........big time. All it does and support are creating massive traffic jams until late at night, mat rempits strutting their stupid stunts at traffic lights till wee hours in the morning, lotsa smelly people (coz they go round checking out booths in the middle of the hot afternoon sun and from their clever act, they sweat all over resulting in a putrid smell) and some even say that baby abortion after 9 months from the event is rampant. This blardy event caused me to be late for a wedding last Saturday and stuck in a blardy jam for God knows how long. I blogged about this before, some time back in August last year. Not a fan then, not a fan now, never a fan in this lifetime. And just for the record......I'd like to say this again......
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SUREHEBOH SUCKS!!!!

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Fly in your coffee....

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF A FLY LANDED IN YOUR COFFEE??

The Italians
Throws away the coffee and walks away in a fit


The Frenchman
Takes away the fly and drink the coffee

The Chinese
Eats the fly and washes it down with the coffee.

The Russian
Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.
The Israeli
Sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that catches more flies so that he can make more money.

The Palestinian
Blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.

The (typical) Malaysian
Takes pictures of the fly in the coffee, then threatens to expose the fly. Uses the newspaper, PDRM, judiciary, Umno, immigration, military and bodyguards to come and cries about his predicament. Calls are made and the UTK then moves in. Soon after, the fly mysteriously dissappears. All records of the fly's existence vanish. The Malaysian then goes to another shop for a cup of coffee again, this time with money in his pocket.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Nama Orang-orang Jepun.....haik!!! Arigato

This post will be in Bahasa Melayu, coz it'll only work with the language.......happy TGIF y'all!!
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Nama orang-orang Jepun :-
1. Yang pemarah - Keiji Cacimaki 
2. Yang suka berjimat - Sayori Sukamura
3. Yang bisu - Kieta Tadasora
4. Yang suka makan nasi - Nanachi Kasibanya
5. Yang suka layan "blues" - Apo Nadikato
6. Yang suka belajar - Ashiko Ulangkaji
7. Yang kerap mengacau - Wakasi Huruhara
8. Yang sangat kedekut - Matimati Tamokasi
9. Yang suka tidur - Ichiban Tidomati
10. Yang suka mengintai - Hintai Akosuka
11. Yang tua - Taragigi Padanmuka
12. Yang kena bini lari - Susahati Binilari
13. Yang suka merempit - Sajaro Carimati
14. Yang lembap/bodoh - Ayumi Siputbabi
15. Yang suka bersumpah - Saiifoo Baukari
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Ciri-ciri mencari isteri idaman (ways to find the perfect wife)
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1. Seorang isteri yang cantik, pandai bersolek, memasak, menguruskan rumah adalah hal yang penting.
(a wife who is beautiful, beautifies herself, good in cooking and tidies the house is important).
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2. Seorang isteri yang periang, bertenaga, dapat membuat kita tertawa dan berhibur di kala duka juga penting.
(a wife who is cheerful, energetic and humorous is also important).
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3. Seorang isteri yang memahami, soleh, jujur, taat beribadah dan dapat dipercayai sangat penting.
(a wife who is understanding, honest, religious and trustworthy is very important).
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4. Seorang isteri yang dapat memahami dan memuaskan anda secara lahir batin dan di tempat tidur juga sangatlah penting.
(a wife who satisfies your sex life is also most important)
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Tapi, yang paling penting adalah keempat-empat isteri tersebut tidak mengenali satu sama lain...kalau tidak, MAMPUS lar
(But most importantly, all your four wives cannot know either one exists, else......You'll be dead meat!!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Male or Female??

This has been circulated in emails for like a gazillion times. But heck....not everyone got it and not everyone read it. But still, it's good for a laugh or two. Hope that this'll cheer some of you up after a tiring day's work. 
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Ever wondered the sex type of the items around you. Check these out :P

Freezer Bags - these are male coz they hold everything in it, but you can right thru 'em

Photocopiers - guaranteed females, coz once turned off it'll take a while to warm 'em up. They're excellent reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
Tires - they are male, coz the go bald easily and are often over inflated

Hot Air Balloons - also a male object coz to get em going somewhere, you'd have to light a fire under their butt.

Sponges - definite females coz they're soft, squeezable and can retain water.

Webpages - female coz they're often looked at and getting frequently hit on

Trains - male coz the use the same old lines for picking people

Egg timers - without a doubt female coz over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom

Hammers - male...coz for the last 5,000 years, they've hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to have around

Remote control - female....ha!!! you'd probably thought it was male but consider this, it easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The preacher....

A preacher was addressing a congregation.....
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"If I had all the beers in the world, I'd take it all and throw it into the river!!!" and the congregation said "AMEN!!!".
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"And if I had all the wines in the world, I'd take it all and throw it into the river!!!" and the congregation said "AMEN!!!".
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"And it I had all the whiskeys of the world, I'd take it all and throw it into the river!!!" and the congregation said "AMEN!!!".
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Then, the preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up and said "For our closing hymn, let us turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing - We Shall Drink From That River..."
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The congregation immediately stood up and screamed  "HALLELUJAH! PRAISE THE LORD!"

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Introducing BloggerUnited....

I was supposed to do this introduction for BloggerUnited much, much earlier. I joined this forum like site back in January, introduced by Kellaw. Got about 447 hits on my profile so far. Not much compared to the feh-mus ones whose hits are about 30K-40K. And not to worry, you won't find the likes of Kenny Sia or Xiaxue here, coz they are already on top. Plus, they've got no time to rant or just wouldn't be bothered to waste their time here.


Now, 447 hits on my profile todate does not mean I will be earning tonnes of money from my blogging activities. Blogging to me is just mere hobby, a favourite past time or in other words just wasting my precious worldly time here on earth. But hey!!! It's much better than to waste money AND time boozing in pubs, checking out Ah Lians or banging your heads from side to side in front of a huge speaker, deafening yourselves to death like a brainless monkey. 
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It has been almost 9 months since I've started rainman-x, and I have loyal followers. Like me, we usually rant alot from politics (now very much dead in my blog), social activities, our family, our daily lives, what we ate and what came out (yuck!!) and lotsa other stuff. Off and on, you would have noticed some dead bored pictures taken by my DSLR. My readers are mostly married, with or without children, soon to be parents and such (mostly Malaysians and Singaporeans)......and I would love to give them a big warm hug, and kisses if I may :P
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Being in BloggerUnited is just to expand my site beyond my current horizon. There, you may publish your latest post, comment others, earn points, tag your favourite blog posts, chat in the lounge, express your opinions and may even be the Popular Blogger of the Month. BU as we called it is all about what's going on in the blogging world, all the things you as a blogger and your fellow blogger writes. This site is getting much popularity as time goes by. I'm very bad in introduction so I'll just shut my gap and check out my profile here.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Woof !! woof !!

Our new addition to the family. This cutest lil thingy is a Miniature Schnauzer (from the terrier family).Initially, we've thought of naming him "Milo". But since mum was against naming her "cucu" after a beverage, we settled with "Benji" after the great Benjamin Franklin (I hope he didn't mind :P).
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Mum was against the idea of having a dog in the house coz she was worried sick about tidiness, cleanliness but above all, her precioussssss.......orchids, roses etc. "And who will collect his shit!!!" said mum. But since my sis will be moving out, with me and Rachel working, she might end up bored to death at home. She made up her mind so suddenly at home when she called me and said "Boy, mum's gonna buy a puppy". Huh??!! And it was so sudden. Ok....so, I couldn't let my mum pay all. So being a considerate chap, I paid half. 
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We were contemplating whether to take a Yorkshire Terrier which will cost us a hefty RM2.8K, or a Jack Russell Terrier which was about the same price, not including the pup's de-worm jab and all other stuffs.
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Benji cost us around RM1.6K, pure breed with a certificate. His dad's a blue ribbon Schnauzer from Germany and mum was a home-maker. Dog??? Home-maker??? Which purely means that his mum's job is to get pregnant and deliver pups. Ok, ok.....I made that all up. Gotcha didn't I...hehehehe. But the price and cert is totally, totally true. Enuff about me blabbering about the breed and just feast your eyes on these photos............

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Benji playing in his bed.

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We bought a rubber bone for him to chew on. Mischievious fellow.... :)

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We observed that these were some of his character. "Attentive Benji"

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"I'll bite every freakin' thing in this house Benji"

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"I'll bite...and, and I'll bite summore Benji"

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"Told'ja I'll bite summore Benji"

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"I'm tired of biting Benji"

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"...oh, and forgot to tell you I like to sleep Benji"

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"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Benji"
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Isn't he the cutest lil darn thingy on the face of this earth??

Thursday, March 19, 2009

No more McD for you!!

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asked for some tip to help revive her husband's sex drive. "What about Viagra??" asked the doctor. "Not a chance. He won't even take an aspirin for headaches" replied the woman.
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"Not a problem. You just drop it into his coffee and he won't notice it. Try it and come back in a week to update me" the doctor suggested.
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After a week, the woman returned to see the doctor. She was very stressed. Later the doctor asked what had happened. The woman explained "I did as you've advised. I dropped a Viagra into his coffee and stunningly, he rose immediately."
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"Is that not good?" asked the doctor. She replied "Are you kidding me? That was the best sex I had in over 25 years. As soon as he was aroused, he cleared the table, breaking all the cups and throwing everything away. He even tore my clothes and we did it there for one whole hour."
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"So, what's the problem?" enquired the doctor. The woman said "I am now unable to go to McDonalds anymore."
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

More jokes.....

Baby's first examination.
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
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"Breast-fed" the woman replied. "Well, strip down to your waist", the doctor ordered. She did
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He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
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Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know" she said. "I'm his grandma, but I'm sure glad I came".........
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The bath tub test
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During a visit to the mental hospital, the visitor asked the doctor "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital?" "Well.." said the doctor "...we fill up a bath tub, then we give a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bath tub."
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"Oh....I understand", said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon and the teacup."
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"No," said the doctor. "A normal person would pull the drain plug. Well now, would you prefer your bed near the window??"

Monday, March 16, 2009

2 things you should know about bosses...

This was the amount of workload I had this whole freakin' week!!!
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Have you encountered bosses who are so into themselves, that every freakin' thing is wrong about you. From the way you eat, the way you dress, the way you walk, the way you talk......everyting is just freakin' wrong (notice I use freakin' a lot as a substitute for #!$$%!).
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2 things we should know about our bosses :-
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item 1........THE BOSS IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!!
Sad but true. If you happen to have a boss who is understanding, takes ideas, gentle and compassionate.....then good for you. If you don't, then welcome to the club. I've read somewhere from the net, that in order to be a good boss, there are 5 ways you can achieve that (so that you don't end up like your current boss!!)
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1. Know your employees. You have walked the talk and understand what your subordinates are doing.
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2. Care about your employees. You have to understand that each of your employee has a unique character, abilities and differing circumstances.
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3. Pay attention to grouses, feedbacks and complaints. There are reasons for the complaints unless of course he/she is a nut, and complaining is a part time hobby.
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4. Be fair, and no favourites. Your rules and regulations are to be made across the board.
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Monday, March 9, 2009

My belated Valentine's pressie for Rachel......

Louis Vuitton.........seems like everywhere I go, I'm bound to see some lady (even aunties) carrying an LV bag. And they seem to like one particular make that is the large brown one with LV written all over. To be precise the model is the Neverfull Monogram GM or MM. I think it costs somewhere around RM3K, if I'm not mistaken. So, where's the exclusitivity. You can even get an imitation for under RM500....AAA grade, made in Hongkong. Experts say that they can detect these frauds by just looking at the zipper. With so many same LV designer bags in the market, I decided not to get one for Rachel this Valentine.
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Like any other women, Rachel dreamt of having a Louis Vuitton bag in her closet....but I decided to go against it. And with the current economic situation, Rachel dared not ask for such an expensive gift. She did mention about Coach bags though. Rachel's current colleagues....who are LV loyal fans and bitches btw (for some other reason), took the liberty to call Coach KL in Pavillion to check out the price for one particular model. Rachel came back that evening, looking gloomy. I asked why, she kept quiet. I tried to "korek" for some info, and like always I won. She told me that she wanted to have a Coach bag but dared not ask me for it. Rachel had always been careful with her spending, unlike me. And since I've *ahem* invested quite a lot in photography, it is only fair for me to spend some of my fortune with my beloved wife. So, I planned a trip down to KL to get her belated Valentine present. Words cannnot describe the look on Rachel's face when I agreed to buy her the bag. She was just so happy......and as her husband, making her happy just makes my day.


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Rachel was smiling from cheek to cheek :)

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A close up shot of the make. I think the model is Coach Heritage Stripe Collection....cost? RM750.00

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another shot of the bag.....and I'm still sweating btw

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...our KL trip will not be complete without my photography sessions. This lil silver painted man was spotted in Bukit Bintang, right in front of Maybank. Many photography enthusiasts were snapping away. Some didnt offer tips though. I did.... :P

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A close up shot of that lil fler.

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This was taken from my hotel room. I couldnt get to the roof top so I pressed my lens to the window to avoid camera shake and my hotel room reflection. I was suprised it turned out ok. :)

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A B&W version of the shot.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

New Horizon Garden Restaurant, Kuantan

The bank had an appreciation dinner tonight for last year's achievements, and yours truly was invited to fill his half filled stomach.....half filled tummy coz I had kopi-o about an hour before dinner. So, merrily the groupie hopped over to New Horizon Garden Restaurant located at Sri Dagangan 2 opposite Berjaya Megamall. And of course, being an addict to photography, I would not miss the chance to shoot at the delicious foodies.

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The spread......

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Hot plate toufu....a lil bland. Some of the toufu were halved and presentation was on a downside. But generally okay.

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Fried garoupa with sweet and sour sauce....personally, one of my favourite. But it could do with a lil bit more meat

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Lemon Chicken.....so-so.

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I love their clear thomyam seafood soup. But since the food were presented at the same time, it turned cold. It was good, but not great.

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Fried kailan with garlic.....like every other fried kailan.

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Fried prawns....we could do with bigger prawns.

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Fried squids with dried chilis.....these were good. I had most of the helpings, like I always do :)
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What I like about this place is for one, it is halal......so you can bring over your Muslim friends over. Secondly, they also have dinner sets like Pizza Hut do :-
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Set A (servings for 2-3 pax)
4 dishes + Rice + Chinese Tea + Mixed Fruit @ RM57 nett
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Set B (servings for 4-6 pax)
5 dishes + Rice + Chinese Tea + Mixed Fruit @ RM87 nett
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Set C (servings for 7-9 pax)
6 dishes + Rice + Chinese Tea + Mixed Fruit @ RM137 nett
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Set D (servings for 10-12 pax)
7 dishes + Rice + Chinese Tea + Mixed Fruit @ RM187 nett
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The groupie had additional Kopi-O after dinner at Kemaman Kopitiam and we headed home filled to the brim......*burrrrppppppp!!!*

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Drunkard finalists!!!

When you had a bad day at work, most yuppies would end up in bars and discotheques, having a good round or two.....or maybe 10. Some might even end up like these........






all of the above are still considerably okay.....but please, don't end up like this poor chap
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